might ruin the mood though

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:36, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

naa, bollocks to that
people need to learn

although really, it's not that difficult
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:38, Reply)

what happens when he tells her
that wasn't his finger :(?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:39, Reply)

hmmm
good point, that'd be shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:40, Reply)

If you don't know how to do it properly
You shouldn't be using delicate instruments for it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Well, you can tell to my 5 previous boyfriends
I thought I didn't have one, or something.

The last bf is very good. And a few toys have helped me to understand it better as well.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I'm led to believe that too hard a press is actually bloody horrible
It's a fine line we tread. And unfortunately, we men are mostly clumsy great heffalumps when it comes to sex
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:38, Reply)

The mood's ruined already
Five minutes of making fake noises is not what turns me on.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Surely just telling him?
Can't blame a person if they're not getting a response
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Well, you tell them the first 10 times
Then give it for impossible and fake.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)

hah just as a general rule
I wouldn't have sex with anyone I didn't feel comfortable letting them know what was wrong/right.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:44, Reply)

a refreshing attitude and one that would be appreciated by most right thinking men

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:46, Reply)

well it keeps my options down sadly
it's a bit bewildering how anyone could have sex with someone (which is pretty intimate) and yet after having done something that leaves you physically and mentally exposed to some extent, not trust them enough to say what went wrong. But then I'm an old-fashioned sort
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I know, I know
But I'm so bad at making people feel bad. I can't say no (that's given me plenty of problems) and I can't tell someone that he's just not good at that and we should try other things. I know that would be the fair thing to do, but they always look so dissapointed... It's like hitting a puppy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:48, Reply)

OK, someone's going to try this, might as well be me
Shag?

*looks disappointed in anticipation*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Just because I can't see your eyes
I'll say no. But it's not much more difficult :( I don't feel proud of it. Same with doing all kind of stupid favours and having completely unkown people sleeping at my house.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

don't get me wrong
I see where you are coming from. I do the same thing- do favours for people, or go out of my way to be nice, but not with sex, that's too big a thing to just dismiss my own feelings on
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:56, Reply)

You're obviously a very kind, generous person
But Amberl is right, sex has to be entirely mutual or it just won't be, y'know, proper sex. No way are you going to enjoy yourself if you don't REALLY want to be doing it in the first place
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Oh, but I do enjoy it
It was only that bit that I couldn't understand why it was so important, as I didn't feel anything. Everything else was very good.

My actual boyfriend has had me shivering, literally (and I mean literally), unable to control the movement of my body, to the point of breaking on laughing, unable to stop, just because it feels so good everywhere, from toes to head.

I wouldn't have sex twice with a guy if he doesn't make me come at least once.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Thank god not everyone shares your attitude

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I'm very easy
If you can't make me come once, you're very bad. And you can usually try several times in one night, if you are up to.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I thought you said you weren't up for it?
Also, male ego moment, I'm not THAT bad at sex, honest. No way could I have persuaded Ms Foxtrot to stick around if I was

I'll get back to being a self-depreciating gimp now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I'm using the impersonal "you" there
I don't mean you, just you (in plural). It's complicated.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I know, I'm being a cow
Sorry. I do applaud your minimum-orgasm stance though. Us men need to be told what we're doing wrong occasionally
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I'll have it into account for the future
Not that I'm planning on leaving my bf, oh no, he's great. But he keeps saying he doesn't mind if I have sex with other people, so I might need it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Don't tell me that
You'll make me think the wrong things
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:03, Reply)

You should never have to fake it
You do that and he'll think he's doing it right. Tell him how to do it properly and warn him there'll be no heaad otherwise. It's the only way he'll learn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:42, Reply)

^
clearer than my response
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Perhaps we should construct some sort of easy-to-understand how-to guide to finding and manipulating the clitoris

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:45, Reply)

hmm
'The Dummies Guide to the Clitoris'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

*laugh*

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)

It would sell
But not over the counter. We'd have to do it mail order. No man in the world would walk up to a chap in Waterstones and ask for the Dummies Guide to the Clitoris. Might as well be wearing a badge saying "I am shit in bed"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

or a badge
saying 'my other body is a sex God'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I could do with one of those

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:28, Reply)

we could sell those as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)

We need a female equivalent
Possibly "I'll be using these to my advantage" for the bustier lady
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)

An entire range
with complimentary unmarked packaging for the book, so the neighbours just think you're getting a vibrator instead
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Perhaps on the outside of the packaging it should say
"For the man with an Armadillo in his trousers" so the recipient looks like a well-hung Spinal Tap afficonado to onlookers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Yeah, I tried that
Didn't work. And it was easier to finish myself with the toys.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:49, Reply)