Did anyone know that I'm still single.
Because I am you know.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I make corsets and pole dance

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I'm smug

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Did I mention that I like breasts?
I believe they're quite popular here, you know.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I'm a scouser with a boyfriend off the internet

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:07, Reply)

is that true?
I thought they were all just joshing you
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Is what true?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Well obviously I know you're a scouser
so the other bit
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I can confirm
I am FROM THE INTERNETZ
( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)

and not a geek
you make me sound like PsychoChomp
( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I said geek
Not creepy stalking archivist depressive
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I like this and as such have clicked to confirm the same

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Ta like :)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)

+ paperclip salesman

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

That's a bit uncalled for
I don't list your perceived faults on here
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

or your spelling errors

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I was editing while you posted that.
Stop looking so smug
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I can type faster than the speed of light
your typos will never escape me!* Mwa ha ha

*except when I'm not online, or not reading your crap.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)

The original post is on the popular page now
so I should point out I did a mouseover in my reply.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)

hahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I don't care about your mouseovers anymore
if I don't read them it doesn't really have much effect.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I see what you did there ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

LETS BE FRIENDS!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)

www.musicbabylon.com/artist/peter_pan_soundtrack/peter_pan/241865-never_smile_at_a_crocodile-lyrics.htm
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I reserve the right to mock you at any time.
but if I didn't like you I wouldn't talk to you.
Untwist your knickers.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Hahah
My bloomers are truly untwisted
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:35, Reply)

crocodpaedoph
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:37, Reply)

"Is she really goin' oooout with him?"
I know he's a bit of a geek, and scottish, but yeah, it's true.
EDIT: Oh hai you!
I was just telling Kitzo how lovely you are.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)

"pretty women out walking a gorilla down my street...."
*joe jacksons*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

da-dum, da-dum
*goes steppin' out*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:23, Reply)

that reminds me of the Leader of the Pack song
Is she really going out with him?
Well there she is, lets ask her
Roota, is that djtrialprice's ring you're wearing?
Mmmhmm

I wrote them out and everything, no copying and pasting for me
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I am truly impressed!
I love that song, we haz it on our jukebox
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I could probably do the whole thing
my parents had the Best of the 60s on for every car journey and we lived far away from everything.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I'm like that with Fairground Attraction, Carly Simon. Deacon Blue and the Waterboys.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I might post the whole thing as a new thread

Now I feel bad for jumping on the Be Mean to CaveDuck Bandwagon. I'm sorry CaveDuck, I don't mean it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Oh don't worry about me,
I'm too busy straining every sinew to control my overwhelming desire to correct Vipros' Joe Jackson quote above, and therefore make myself look like an even greater lyric-obsessed loser than I actually am.

But you're right about Leader of the Pack, the best of the "death songs" of that era, closely followed by Terry by Twinkle.
(Cave Duck, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:59, Reply)