I would be on a show called "Burying people in concrete for beginners"
It would be a magazine format, with articles about just standing in cement, to the full blown disposing of difficult geezers in a motorway bridge. I would have guest buryers, and famous buryers from the past. It would have a top tips section, covering stuff like stopping floaters, and getting a nice surface in the dark.

I can think of a whole series full of participants.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:09, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you could have
acid bath corner, for those difficult removal jobs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:10, Reply)

A spin off show maybe.
I'd like to keep it hardcore.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:16, Reply)

It's good you have
a concrete idea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Ha Ha
I'm glad you spotted it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:20, Reply)

yeah
i had to work hard on a reply, there's not many concrete puns
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:22, Reply)

with weekly tips from Fred West
delivered via a Ouija board...

(the incidental music for the link would be 'Freddie's Dead' by Curtis Mayfield)

I sometimes think I've missed my calling.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Yup, that's good.
It could be sponsored by Jewsons.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:17, Reply)

"'Burying People in Concrete'
is sponsored by Jewsons - builders of Auschwitz"
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:22, Reply)

nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Don't forget, the Nazis killed gypos and mongs too.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:26, Reply)

As if I would.
And also benders. Quite the 'ethnic Domestos', weren't they?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Quite so.
have you seen Conspiracy?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:35, Reply)

I've not, no.
I have seen 'The Colditz Story' though. And 'The Eagle has Landed'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Well, you should.
It's about the Wannsee conference.

And I know you are taking the piss.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:50, Reply)

I see conspiracy everywhere I fucking look
those bastards are all out to get me....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:51, Reply)

Too much blow

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:57, Reply)

I know, but I just can't suck

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:57, Reply)