I don't like people assuming that because I'm a woman
I will enjoy sitting around watching girly films, drinking wine and talking about which is better; chocolate or shopping.

I'd rather watch Die Hard, drink Jack and Coke and talk about which is better; Pagani Zondas or Lamborghinis.

I do fucking love shoes though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:18, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't do shopping
I don't care about shoes
I am a shit cook
I am lazy about cleaning (don't care if my whites aren't white)

Basically, I am not good at womanly things, but also I hate football and know nothing about cars.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:21, Reply)

I hate football
but I'm lazy about cleaning, my bloke is even talking about drawing up a cleaning rota. I know, right?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:30, Reply)

man! that's bad
that's student house bad
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:31, Reply)

I love cooking, am semi lazy about cleaning,
love football, and love having clean sheets and a clean bedroom.

Edit: Woot, on a football note, the bar across the street is showing the Hull vs Aston Villa game live!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:44, Reply)

I read that as
'I am a shit-cock'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:29, Reply)

My missus is pretty much the same
barring when she's up on blocks. Then it's an all out, girly chick flick watching, chocolate munching hormone fest.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:36, Reply)

re. Daleks
they do seem to now come in a range of colours to suit your mood
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:45, Reply)

The new daleks are designed to be driven by women.
Hence the extra baggage area round the back and daft colours. Expect them to bump into things in the future, have no sense of direction, and generally loose the plot.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:47, Reply)

Ironically
although I'm a man, people still don't expect me to have any interest in football, action films or fuckloads of meat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:23, Reply)