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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Looks like Blousey's gone.
That doesn't mean you can all misbehave.
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thealternativefact, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:11,
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Everyone, look busy!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:11,
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Ha!
Like anyone here is capable of that.
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thealternativefact, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:15,
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I was behaving pretty badly when she was here
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:12,
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She'll not let you get away with too much.
Unless it's physical filth, of course.
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thealternativefact, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:16,
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or just general filth
though I may have been the only one to see that swiftly edited post
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:19,
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Well, I didn't edit anything,
so I can only assume your excessive wanking has finally affected your eyes.
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thealternativefact, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:22,
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well it was BGB's edit
from 'I Dp' to something more innocuous.
But yes *wanks furiously* I do need to go to Specsavers
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:23,
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In that case, my apologies.
And I do recommend you finish your wank before going to Specsavers.
They're fussy bastards in there.
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thealternativefact, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:25,
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I got chucked out of Vision Express :(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:26,
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That would be more or less what I was up to, yes
I think she said she'd shag me
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:19,
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Be careful.
It all sounds like fun and games, but she'll rip your limbs off.
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thealternativefact, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:20,
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What is she, a praying mantis?
That would be both intriguing and fatal
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:22,
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You can ponder it with your last thought.
Good luck!
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thealternativefact, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:22,
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This sounds suspiciously like a challenge
"Shag BGB - and escape WITH YOUR LIFE!!!"
I love a challenge
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:26,
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fucking well does!
*misbehaves big time*
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:12,
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You know those ads for Reebok arse-toning trainers?
I dunno about you, but it makes me really really want to buy those trainers.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:14,
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that ad hasn't been on long
and it's already got me a couple of slaps from the mrs :-/
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:14,
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I must teach her how to punch properly.
You're clearly not injured enough.
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thealternativefact, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:17,
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I'm not sure I want to let her near any of you b3ta women to be honest
roota wants to seduce her away from me and you want to teach her to beat me :-(
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:18,
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It's only a matter of time.
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thealternativefact, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:26,
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God only knows what I'd end up doing to her
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:29,
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I shudder to think
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:01,
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Makes me want a missus
That I can buy those trainers for.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:15,
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:(
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thealternativefact, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:16,
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Just so I can jog along behind and appreciate
:)
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:39,
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what?!
arse toning trainers? seems to me they are putting them on the wrong place
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:15,
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