Awwww man, your cutting satire has totally brought me down a peg or two
I'm going to listen to the earthy humour of Ian Dury to cheer myself up.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You couldn't think of anything original then?

(Cave Duck, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:56, Reply)

No, could you?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Davros' Granddad
would be Darren Bent 'cos he can only score in the North East.
( djtrialprice, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I never scored in the North East
I never scored in the North East
I scored in Cardiff once, in Brighton once or twice, and then Australia.

FUCK YOU DJTRIALPRICE, FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE ASS
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

To be honest
I'd come up with a Darren Bent joke about only being able to score in the North East (the foulest curse ever to be bestowed upon a mortal) and had to pin it on someone.

OH YOU'D LOVE THAT WOULDN'T YOU, YOU BIG BRIGHTON BASED SHIRTER!
( djtrialprice, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:10, Reply)

DG totally scored in the North East
He scored with a hot Lay-Dee. And then married her.

YOU'D LOVE IT EVEN MORE YOU BIG FAKE ENGLISH SKIRT WEARER
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

^
Edited accordingly

THE LAST TIME I WORE MY "SKIRT" AT A WEDDING IN ENGLAND I TOTALLY SCORED WITH A HOT SCOTTISH GIRL
( djtrialprice, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Now my reply looks really silly

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I'll Edit it.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

So will I

( djtrialprice, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)

This is true.
I have scored with several hot laydees in the North East prior to that. One of whom married me, decided she couldn't cope with my all- round awesomeness and buggered off. Then promply gave herself brain cancer when she realised the horrible mistake she had made and decided she couldn't live without me. that last bit may not be strictly true
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:16, Reply)

It would be cooler if it were true
That would be the worst super power ever though.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)