Because he's only technically a Geordie.
And has lived in southern climes all of his life, so has adapted their ways. Wears a coat in winter and everything, the shandy drinking puff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:58, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Terrible soul selling.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I blame the parents

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Yes.
Your father sold his sperm to a Brighton based tramp hag. Nine months later, you came along and she had to give you away to a wandering family of cavaliers as she realised that you'd never fit in with her lifestyle because of your oddly beardy face.

The rest, as they say, is history.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:03, Reply)

But what a history

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Tru Dat.
And I am very much looking forward to October and drinking ale in your company.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I have never
never often

drunk shandy.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

we're not all puffs down south
as I was saying the other day to my girlfriend Gary
( djtrialprice, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Ah, Gary.
How is the little feller? Not seen him around these parts today.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

She's fine enough
I'm keeping her busy ;)
( djtrialprice, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

*Nods*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:19, Reply)