Come out for the night with me
and my celeb mates.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:55, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fuckin hell
Imagine going down the Berni Inn with you, Lenny Bennett, Isla Sinclair and Gary Wilmott.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:56, Reply)

^ this is one of the best posts from you, ever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I did a better one about you earlier
but you either missed it or chose to ignore it :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Missed it, sorry. Linky?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I said that this fella
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Picts
Looked like the Cunt of Monty Frisco.
And then laughed for 3 minutes.
At myself.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Don't say your DJ name isn't Monty Frisco

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Oh God I'm hysterical again!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:04, Reply)

OK, I won't say it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:04, Reply)

What is your DJ name btw?

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:05, Reply)

It's a secret.
At one point it was T Wrecks when I started the 'Rock Dinosaurs Crew' with 'the one that got away' (*pines*). Our night was called Cock Rock:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I've just got the T Wrecks joke.
God I'm slow.
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:11, Reply)

i've just fucking told you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Mine's obvious

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:06, Reply)

DJ ladybits?

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Pretty much
I chose the name when DJing in the Liverpool and Manchester industrial cybergoth scene 6 years ago, as most of the DJs had really pretentious names. And I like vagina.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:08, Reply)

You certainly can't beat a good vagina.

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:10, Reply)

You certainly can

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:11, Reply)

But only if it's into that sort of thing

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Indeed

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I'm not sure I'd want my vagina smacked.

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I've seen it in porn
Just little smacks, not ones that require a run-up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:14, Reply)

With a riding crop, right on the clit.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I'd rather beat my meat......

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:11, Reply)

InFest this year?
Or any year? And would I have seen you DJing there at any point?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:19, Reply)

DJ Biglips?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Racist

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Fanny Turnups?
No, that's my burlesque name.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Officelol!

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I have a friend who actually calls me Miss Turnups.
It's the result of an unfortunate typing error on my part.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I don't have a burlesque name
:(
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Make one up!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Ok
Dirk von Quimtingle?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:16, Reply)

There you go

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Make one up!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Ok
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:16, Reply)

HHhaha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I hate brown shoes that you have to tie on.
I'm a lacist.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I hate areas of skin above the neck that contain multiple sensory organs
I'm a facist.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I hate club-like mediaeval weapons.
Macist.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I hate luggage
...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:12, Reply)

That sounds like
another way of saying rampant four-way bum sex.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Now I am tempted.

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I prefer to mix with the hoi palloi.

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:57, Reply)

hoi palloi shirters

Shirtist!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Monty's on the shirtlist

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Neither do we.
Which is why we're off to an exclusive party round Peter Duncan's.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:59, Reply)

You leave Peter's Duncans out of this.
You fucking pervert.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Has he still got the trampoline?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I asked Simon Groom that very question the other day,
when we went to a swinging party round Mike Smith and Sarah Greene's.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:04, Reply)

That was Michael Sunden.
He's dead now on account of being a massive Friend of Monty.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:04, Reply)

'I like this'
me and my dad hated the way he said 'salt'.
He said it 'sorlt'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:04, Reply)