Sex a chicken
Incorrectly.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

There is no incorrect way to sex a chicken

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)

So you can sex a chicken by looking down it's throat?

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I can sex a chicken with a bit of corn and some Barry White

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I wish someone would sex me with a bit of corn and Barry White.
I love corn. Barry White is ok too.
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Ooh I can't stand Barry

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

He's great. He makes me laugh like a loon.
I use to have a double LP and would put it on when I needed cheering up.
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I feel perved on when i hear him

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I use to put his music on and look in the mirror trying to look sexy.
This usually ended up with me pulling funny faces and laughing uncontrolably.
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

The instrumental stuff he did with the Love Unlimited Orchestra
is fucking peerless, in parts:

Strange Games and Things is one of the best tunes EVER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixEpiZ7PGLQ
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Well, if you can see it's female and you declare it to be male, that would be...
...hang on, you actually though I meant "have sex with a chicken," didn't you?

My god, you filthy bastard! Anyone would think this messageboard was a haven for peddlers of smut. You sicken me, you bestial little toerag.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I like breasts!

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:44, Reply)

*whacks your face with a pair of white gloves*
Sir, you have besmirched my honour with your wild imaginings and erroneous accusation. I challenge you to pistols at dawn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)

That's it! Demand satisfaction. I'll be your second.
I don't mind sloppies.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I shall thwart thee, sir, with the throbbing morning wood of my magnificent custard cannon!

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)

My god
When I said pistols, you thought I meant "man-penises", didn't you?

Thine vulgar misappropriation of our mother tongue notwithstanding, I deem thee a braggart and a bounder, and I will have satisfaction, not like that, ew
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:01, Reply)

When did it become talk like Monty day?

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Sorry. I'll try not to encourage such behaviour.
I shall cease and desist forthwith. Verily.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Just because Monty can remember when people actually did talk like this
doesn't give him singular usage of it on B3ta
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:06, Reply)

You mean
'THY vulgar misappropriation'.

Odd's bodkins....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:28, Reply)

DAMN
and I was doing so well
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Haha piss-tools.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:31, Reply)