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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
She's Irish and sprogged-up by a gnome
I'd be bitter too.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:34,
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latest was 16 years ago)
It's funny cos it's hilariously true.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:35,
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I love and miss the two of you
I shall now proceed to MTFU
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:39,
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
We miss you too. Catface hasn't made a grab for anyone's cock in a while.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:52,
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He did like to grab mine rather a lot
I'm just lucky I didn't end up pregnant.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:55,
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The only reason you didn't get pregnant
is because Catface
wasn't wearing a condom.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:00,
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Too true
A narrow escape*.
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most definitely a euphemism
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:03,
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LOL :o)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:36,
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