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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Pint?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:27, 180 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I'm a lady, I don't drink pints
I'll have a half though if you're offering
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Glass of the red stuff please.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Blood?
GOTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)
silly
she means Ribena
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:35, Reply)
I would have settled for Vimto

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:36, Reply)
You buying?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Metaphorically speaking, yes.
I've already got a pint of Theakston's Old Shirter on the bar ready for Monty when he shows up.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:29, Reply)
Monty's a BOY?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Apparently.
But he doesn't like to talk about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Gordon's a LIVE????

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:52, Reply)
I'd love a pint

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:28, Reply)
I've been drinking far too much this week.
I'd like tea and a nap.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Is this about Marc Almond?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)
There you go
turning your thoughts to bumdering again.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Oi.
Leave him alone, bitch.
And what is this 'Friend of Monty' thing that I seem have missed?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)
I thought it would make a nice change
from the term 'shirter' in an earlier thread, Tuggers old boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:05, Reply)
Yes please Dad
Get me a pint of that scrumpy we had in the pub in Morpeth? The one with the 2 pint limit.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Will do, kid.
Pork scratchings? Or is it just the way you're standing?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Sorry
I haven't changed my jeans since I spaffed myself silly at lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Morpeth
always sounds to me like a town made up by Terry Pratchett
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)
The reason behind the name
is fascinating. Sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)
do tell
with excruciatingly exact detail please
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:35, Reply)
In a nutshell
When it was a busy market town way way back in the day, the streets were very busy with horses and carts. Crossing a road was literally a life or death risk and became known as the murder path, hence the bastardisation to 'Morpeth'.

Allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)
that was indeed mildly interesting!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Told ya!
You learn all sorts in the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)
Had a cheeky Black Sheep at lunch

(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)
are you Welsh, Monders?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)
I bet you did
you filthy fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)
I have a bottle of Jamaican rum in my bag.
MmmmMMMmmmMMmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Jamaican bum in your rag?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Jamaican rag in your bum?!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)
This is not your best ever post, to be honest...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)
I'm inclined to agree

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:35, Reply)
sorry I got swept up in the silliness

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:35, Reply)
This is not your best ever post, to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)
I'm inclined to agree

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Appletons form Sainsbury's?
20% off at the moment.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:02, Reply)
I'd love a shandy.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)
speshul child on its way

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)
They sleep better if you give 'em booze

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)
isn't that only after they've popped out?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:36, Reply)
It's pre-training

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Does your child
do that 'pre-training' thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:39, Reply)
<3

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Lager shandy?
Or bitter?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)
She's Irish and sprogged-up by a gnome
I'd be bitter too.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)
It's funny cos it's hilariously true.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:35, Reply)
I love and miss the two of you
I shall now proceed to MTFU
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
We miss you too. Catface hasn't made a grab for anyone's cock in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:52, Reply)
He did like to grab mine rather a lot
I'm just lucky I didn't end up pregnant.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)
The only reason you didn't get pregnant
is because Catface wasn't wearing a condom.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Too true
A narrow escape*.

*most definitely a euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:03, Reply)
LOL :o)

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Either lager shandy, made with lemonade
or bitter shandy made with ginger ale.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)
I hated pouring bitter shandies
they always froth up like a rabid bat and take ages to settle. Plus they taste gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)
A bit like my gash when I'm perving at Spike from Muffy

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)
...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)
oh come on
you had Buffy, Cordelia and Willow (with extra lesbian action) to perv on. Plus Darla and Drusilla if you like the goffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)
This is true.
However, I lack my wife's eloquent turn of phrase on the subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)
mmm I heart Spike
also, Oz.

And obviously Angel, because well duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Mmmmmmmmmmm, blondie bear does it for me
but only in character - James Marsters leaves me cold. Yeah, a pint with Oz would be good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)
I am here, you know!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Who said that?

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)
I went to James Marsters gig in Bristol
purely to perv.
There were about 3 blokes and 300 women in the audience.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Was he any good?
I keep meaning to look up his shirt band.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)
I can't remember.
He looked very pretty, if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)
*swoons and froths simultaneously*

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:59, Reply)
I'm drinking wine, and sunbathing, and internetting as I type this
who says men can't multi-task, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)
you can go and stand over with Porkylips
in the 'Kitty Fucking Hates Me' corner.

Save a spot for Psychochomp when he gets back.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)
I'm afraid I can't stand over there
it would mean getting off my comfy recliner.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:48, Reply)
*scowls*
you're getting croissant crumbs everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)
While you were posting this
I was travelling home with smelly people on public transport.
Soon to be a thing of the past for me.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:05, Reply)
Why not!
Jolly nice of you! I'll have a cider please!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Okey doke.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Mmmmmmmmmmm, BEER!

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:36, Reply)
MAM!
How are ye?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)
SON!
I'm good thanks, all the better for seeing you. Would you like some clean keks? I'm just sorting the laundry now....
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)
That'd be lovely
These ones are starting to crack.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Hee hee, you said CRACK :o)
*sniggers behind hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)
Quart.

(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)
There's always one, isn't there?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)
I like a metric gallon of beer of a Friday.

(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Not in my fucking pub, mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:48, Reply)
How about an imperial litre?

(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Only if you bring your own glass.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:59, Reply)
It's got a picture of Darth Vader on it.
And a straw that looks like a lightsaber.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:01, Reply)
That'll do.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:02, Reply)
The trick is to take it pint at a time!

(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:53, Reply)
I'm aff it
Get me a tin of Irn Bru and a packet of Scampi Fries..
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Large vino or an ice cold pint of shandy please

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Right you are, Gary.
Fucking shandy?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Guv.
Yeah, shandy, not cos I'm a poof. I've just er, I'm drivin, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:09, Reply)
Alright ladyface!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:03, Reply)
He's just nipped to the gents.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Curses
*stands outside the gents looking at watch*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:08, Reply)
*zip*
Oh hi Flim!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:09, Reply)
Hello!
How are you doing mrs? Looking forward to tomorrow!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)
EEEEE MAN
I canny wait, man!
I'm proper squealy.
Packed lunch is BOUGHT.

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:15, Reply)
Hahaha you 'nana!
I'm good thank you lovely, also looking forward to fun in the sun! Yippee for boozy party times!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Last time I went to the zoo I had wine with my picnic
But somebody's husband didn't seem to like this idea....
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)
Ooooh lah de dahhh!
I don't drink wine so that's no good to me. I could bring a hip flask filled with whisky though... then I could get rotten drunk and start shouting at the leopards, lazy barstards, think they own the trees!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)
I has plenty hipflasks
I'll put wine in mine.
All of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Pint of Landlord, please, landlord!

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Good choice sir.
£2.80 please.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:03, Reply)
Bargain!
Wish I could find it for under three quid in t'Smoke. Hooray for Beer O'Clock!
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)
THREADJACK!
I am, due to a communication breakdown between my dear brother and me last night, in possession of two fucking huge bags of potatoes. I live on my own, and currently do not have an oven - just grill, hob, griddle pan (of course) and microwave.

What can I cook with all these bloody potatoes? By this time next week I'm going to be Irish.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:12, Reply)
Hello all you lovely sexy people
Monty - here you go you old fruit...
www.squidoo.com/How-To-Make-Potato-Vodka
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)
^ This must surely win.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Tastes quite good and sits rather well...
...If you don't mind temporary blindness and mind explosions.
(Sorry - forgot who I was talking to - of course you don't mind.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Mind explosions are very much 'my thing'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:33, Reply)
Agreed.
Tonight is absinthe night. I have put the neighbours on warning in case the traditional urge to dance naked to 'TV Eye' (including full blooded 'Iggy Screams') overcomes me.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Wedges, mashed potato, mash with skin on, boiled potato,
little crunchy diced potatoes, tortilla, things you can freeze.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)
Crisps.

(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)
A world record breaking bangers and mash feast.
You will need bangers.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Which should be no problem for you!
LOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:21, Reply)
I really don't get this, I'm afraid.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:39, Reply)
IT SOUNDS A BIT LIKE YOU SHOULD FIND IT EASY TO GET HOMOSEXUAL MEN.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Oh, a snorker/cock thing.
I thought bangers was referring to old cars...
*innocents*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:49, Reply)
I thought he meant
that because there's a great farmers' market next to my house every Saturday, I should be able to get hold of lots of nice sausages with ease.

*double innocents*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)
Sweet God.
The possible strike-through permutations are staggering!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:04, Reply)
So they are.
There's also plenty of innuendo as it is ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:13, Reply)
It's obvious, isn't it?
Shallow-fried chips for everyone in this thread to soak up all the beer.
Or, taties boulangere:
slice the fuckers & layer them in a shallow dish with leeks/onions and lashings of black pepper. Pour over roughly quarter of a pint of chicken stock, cover with cling film then microwave for 10ish minutes. Grate some cheese over then brown it under the grill.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)
That's a great-sounding recipe, cheers!
Everything I can think of seems to involve a fucking oven...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:24, Reply)
You're welcome, mate.
Taties dauphinoise can cook the same way too - just replace the stock with double cream (the cream should come up to just below the top layer of tatie slices). A few fried bacon bits tossed in would jazz it up & make a more balanced meal. Oh, and a bit of garlic too if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

a i
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)
*snort*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Hahahahahaha :o)
I almost typed jizz as it happens...
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Oh my god I thought he was swapping the 'a' from 'taties'
to make 'tities dauphinoise'!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Maybe that was his intention - I missed that!
Either works. Do you like breasts? I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)
I like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:52, Reply)
Mmmmmmmmmmm, breasts!
Yours are looking quite norktastically spiffing today.

*awaits obvious strikethrough*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Yours are always buoyant kid ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:05, Reply)
'Specially when she's in the bath.
They're like armbands for chests.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:08, Reply)
Cut them into wedges
Sprinkle with chilli/herbs/garlic/any spices you fancy, then shallow fry them.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:23, Reply)
I like these
But I grill or oven them
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)
So do I normally.
But you can fry as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:39, Reply)
and you can go boil your 'ead mate!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:42, Reply)
You're barred.
Get outta my pub!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)
Said in Peggy Mitchoo accent ;o)

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)
I said that over the mic in our pub once when someone smashed a drink
Landlord was not happy
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:52, Reply)
Tuborg Red for me please, squire!
Thank you very very much, and I mean that very very sincerely. Here's to my last Friday as a man in his 20's!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)
Grown-up!
*pokes tongue out*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:24, Reply)
London Pride, cheers.
There's an empty table in the garden ..
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:33, Reply)
London Pride is great...
...apart from it having 'London' in its name.
Then again if it was just called 'Pride' it would sound really erm...well... 'gay' I suppose.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:35, Reply)
Good starter pint, takes the edge off your thirst.
- but no units to speak of.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:41, Reply)
Quintuple XO Hennessy for me, please.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Straight glass or handle?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Tramp's shoe, ideally old boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:39, Reply)
Fucking plebs.
Coming in here, lowering the tone.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:39, Reply)
OK, compromise:
you can remove the tramp from the shoe. HAPPY NOW?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:43, Reply)
'Tramp'?
Are we talking about the homeless or the ho's?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)
A combination of the two, if possible, please.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Sir has exquisite tastes in debauchery.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:58, Reply)
Fucking hell you're a thirsty lot.
Just nipping off to change the barrels.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Hurry up then!
My gob's feeling like Gandhi's flip-flop....
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)
*shouts*
"And get some crisps!"
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)
And them nuts what come off a pic of a nudey woman!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:49, Reply)
That would be mine.
Fnarr fnarr!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:49, Reply)
;)

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)
Howya Roots?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:56, Reply)
I'm supa dupa ta lad
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)
Pretty good my love...
...busy as all hell.
This damned work malarky is really messing with my lifestyle.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:59, Reply)
I have been skiving the last half hour
I deserve it
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:00, Reply)
That's it for me...
...skipping off for a well earned drinky-poo.
Take care all. Be good and may your God go with you.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:02, Reply)
A gin and tonic please
Exam all finished
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Wooooooo!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)
How did it go?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Quite badly
got one tomorrow morning as well. Serves me right though. I'd love to get totally smashed tonight but can't since it's in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)
Should I drink for two?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)
yes have a good drink
I shall wait till Saturday night instead and get utterly wasted and then crawl back in the early hours of the morning and watch Supernatural
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:54, Reply)
Woohoo!
Licence to misbehave!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:56, Reply)
Right, I'm back.
Which of you fucker's has nicked the tips jar?

*Eyes Roota suspiciously*

because she's Scouse, naturally. Thievings as natural as breeding to that lot
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)
I have neither thieved nor bred
EVER.
(There was an accidental not-paying-for of a hessian Tesco bag once, but I go red in the face when I talk about it)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:54, Reply)
My dad's side of the family though...
I reckon it was Our Brian.
Don't let him out 'til he's been patted.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:54, Reply)
Shhhhhh!
It was me wot nicked it - fancy sharing? There's enough for two lots of fish & chips I reckon, and a bottle of Dr Pepper :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:02, Reply)
Yerse!
I'll meet you outside in 5
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:05, Reply)
and with that, I'm gone
Bye y'all!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:08, Reply)
Bye, Gaz!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:09, Reply)
Bye honey!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:11, Reply)
Bombadier for me please
And a packet of Scampi Fries, the smell reminds me of everything I won't be getting near this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:00, Reply)

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