I am getting less youth-ful now, reaching the ripe old age of 23 without dying yet
And were they 'stuck up a pole' in a dirty way, or like a flagpole?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

She claimed to have tried pole dancing and got stuck
It was 6.20 A FUCKING M on Sunday though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:44, Reply)

probably drunk
how can you get stuck up a pole? Surely you can just let yourself drop
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I told her she would have to stay stuck because I was going back to sleep
silly bint. I hate prank calls, especially unimaginative ones.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Nicely done
I woke up yesterday morning, then heard people wandering about so thought I should get up. Turned out there had been about 2 hours between these events though, so I finally got my lie in.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I've done that before
'I'll get up in ten minutes'.....*four hours later*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I'm not generally that bad
But my 'lie in' on Friday when I'd finished my project saw me waking up at 7:30 and not being about to get back to sleep.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Fanny suction?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:50, Reply)

At no point in pole dancing
should you ever be mounted on the pole like a lolly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:54, Reply)

A Chupa lolly
available from all good vending machines
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:08, Reply)