I have;
4x Mature cheddar, Red Onion & Mayonnaise sandwiches
2x Egg, Cress & Mayonnaise Sandwiches
1x Double Decker
and all the free brand name fizzy drink products I can consume.

I'm listening to the podcast of a radio show I have to present on Friday and rolling a cigarette as well.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:27, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Six sammiches?!
Jebus, that's way fatter than Porky's two apples.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Yeah, wasn't expecting to go home after work so brought stuff for later.
Turns out I am going home and I don't trust leaving the rest in the work fridge until tomorrow.

I'm cramming.

And bloated.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

That's my boy.
Everybody loves a fat drummer.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Not as much as a fat bassist.
There's something about the roundiness of a bassists belly that directly correlates to the awesome sound of his guitar and his incredible talent. Fatter the better.

Talking of fat drummers though, check out the New York Jazz Ska Orchestra - I've seen them a few times recently and they have the fattest, smileyest drummer I've ever seen!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I read that as bat fascist
I don't even know what that is
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:21, Reply)