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It's oh so quiet in here
What's everyone having for lunch?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:11, 157 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm having jacket potato with coleslaw

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Is it nice?

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:14, Reply)

hell yeah,
it's crammed full of butter and coleslawy mayonnaisey goodness
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:15, Reply)

*tumbleweed*

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:15, Reply)

that sounds terrible

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:19, Reply)

you're wrong.
mayonnaise is delicious.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I didn't say mayonnaise wasn't
don't get it twisted
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:24, Reply)

sorry, I just assumed
I'm so used to people bashing mayonnaise
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)

cole slaw is best eaten on hot dogs
putting it on a potato sounds terrible
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)

really?
hot dogs? That sounds weird to me. CULTURE SHOCK!!

I would have thought coleslaw on potatoes was the norm over there, since sour cream is so popular
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:31, Reply)

well, tell you what, one day I will try cole slaw on a potato and you try it one day on a hot dog
slap a little ketchup, mustard and a little onion then pile the slaw on top, oh man, you won't regret that shit
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:34, Reply)

sounds pretty good
I'll give it a try next time I'm at a festival and report my findings
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:20, Reply)

It is
But the pale, blanched muck we get in this country is a poor comparison to the stuff they make on the continent.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I've had mature cheddar and brunswick ham sarnies, a fig yogit and two apples.
And very nice they were.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:15, Reply)

sounds pretty nom
except for the fig yoghurt bit.

And two apples? Fatty.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Not fat by accident!
Fig yogit tastes of prunes. How weird.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Welcome to Boot Hill.
Nobody herre but us dead cowboys.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I have discovered a cheese
Which contains chilli.

And is called "Red Hot Dutch."

Finally, I can fill my sandwiches with a substance that brings together two of my favourite food groups and has a name that sounds like some sort of disturbing and deviant sexual practice.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Or a channel in the 900s
on Sky.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:20, Reply)

I can't hack chilli
I've received a sample of wasapeas from some health food store, they're concentrated evil.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I think I need to watch my intake
I adore the stuff, but I've been getting spates of dreadful acid reflux over the last week or so, which, worryingly seem to be triggered especially by chilli and/or alcohol.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Wasabi peas!
God's own food.
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)

If God shits through the eye of a needle, I'll be the next fucking messiah...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I don't need chili for that
I have Orlistat!
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)

is that Alli?

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Cheese, chillies and dirty sex are some of my favorite things.
It's a win win product.
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girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I can see you and I are going to get on...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Haha!
Well I know what to stock up in my fridge for the bash.
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girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Bogroll?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Lube.

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girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Does that need refrigerating?
You might get a bit of a shock if you put it on cold...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I might need to if you're using a marrow.

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girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:00, Reply)

It's alright
I won't use the itchy end.

It's the "old schooling" of my arse I worry about...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Tuna and mayonnaise rolls
Much yum, but my boss is never too impressed on the days I have fish in my lunch!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:20, Reply)

everyone used to hate when I had egg mayonnaise sandwiches at school
at least I think that's why I had to sit by myself
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:22, Reply)

tuna mayo rolls are awesome
haven't had any in ages though - mostly cause they don't really sell rolls here.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I prefer rolls
to sliced bread. Even though the difference is purely in the geometry, they taste better somehow.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:31, Reply)

that is indeed true
though i prefer toast to rolls.

doesn't quite have the same taste when cold at work though...
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)

cheese and tomato rolls
I have the crawling lurgy and am taking the day off work.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:20, Reply)

tomatoes are evil in raw form
EDIT: speaking of that, does anyone remember that giant killer tomatoes cartoon?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
The original movie was one of George Clooney's first acting jobs. Trufax!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:24, Reply)

haha awesome

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Nah, they're pretty awesome...
Slice them and layer with mozarella and basil, add balsamic vinegar to taste - amazing quick tasty salad.

Also, sliced on hot buttered toast with a sprinkle of sea salt. Unbelievably good hangover snack.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I like to make pizza toast
by spreading a thin layer of tomato puree onto toast before covering it in cheese and sticking it under the grill. Now that's awesome.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Oh, that is full of win
I heartily concurr.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Just had some pasta and vegetables from last night.
Now I'm off to give blood for the first time in about 18 months. Quite why I haven't done it lately is completely lost on me.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I have to wait until June
because that'll be a year since my last piercing. I'm trying to persuade my bloke to do it but he's a wuss
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:27, Reply)

they won't let me give blood :(

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:35, Reply)

That's because you don't like Glee

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:02, Reply)

well
they won't let you give blood either. *Because you watch Glee*
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:05, Reply)

It's true
The restrictions on gays giving blood apply to those who pasttimes. Between Glee, Ballroom and Ballet they'd rather take blood from a Rolling Stone. See what I did there.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I did indeed
very clever. How's your day going?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Spec-fucking-tacular
Apologies for language. And sarcasm. Is a bog-standard working day but have Ballet tonight, yay :-) how are you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:13, Reply)

it's a bad day
I'm holed up in my room trying not to panic at all the work I have to do, and my room-mates been taken to hospital with a blood infection.

How long have you done ballet for?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Bugger
Sorry to hear that. It'll all be over in a month(ish) :-)

Only about 6 months. I'm not the most flexible lad so trying to do some of the figures in a room with 19 girls is both embarrassing and entertaining, depending on where I'm stood in relation to the mirrors
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:17, Reply)

yeah poor girl
amusingly however the blood infection was caused by the drunken wrestling from a few days ago

I used to do ballet as a kid. Every night for about six months. Do you get called Billy Elliot at all?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Nothing so creative
The Ballet habit earns me many nicknames, mostly of a much less imaginative nature. "Gay", "Gaylord", "Bumder", "Shirter", you get the idea. When I first posted on Facebook that I was taking up Ballet one of my best friends posted as a comment "There is only so much gay having a hot girlfriend can defend you from and you just crossed the line".

You're probably still better at Ballet than me then :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Nah forgotten it all
gave it up and took up gymnastics instead for a bit.

You can say things like 'look at Rudolf Nureyev, he wasn't gay' then stop and say oh
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:26, Reply)

You must be well hard!
Most of the ballet dancers I've known have been absolutely nails.
The strength they have and the pain they put themselves through. *Shudder* 3.2.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:26, Reply)

and their feet
:(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Sadly I am not as yet Well Hard
But I'm a lot more toned than I was when I took it up. That's not all down to the Ballet but it helps
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I'm back
I think the reason is because I've been based remotely and haven't been able to get to sessions for various reasons. The last time I went, they missed the vein. Twice.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I have;
4x Mature cheddar, Red Onion & Mayonnaise sandwiches
2x Egg, Cress & Mayonnaise Sandwiches
1x Double Decker
and all the free brand name fizzy drink products I can consume.

I'm listening to the podcast of a radio show I have to present on Friday and rolling a cigarette as well.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Six sammiches?!
Jebus, that's way fatter than Porky's two apples.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Yeah, wasn't expecting to go home after work so brought stuff for later.
Turns out I am going home and I don't trust leaving the rest in the work fridge until tomorrow.

I'm cramming.

And bloated.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

That's my boy.
Everybody loves a fat drummer.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Not as much as a fat bassist.
There's something about the roundiness of a bassists belly that directly correlates to the awesome sound of his guitar and his incredible talent. Fatter the better.

Talking of fat drummers though, check out the New York Jazz Ska Orchestra - I've seen them a few times recently and they have the fattest, smileyest drummer I've ever seen!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I read that as bat fascist
I don't even know what that is
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Greek salad
in wholemeal pitta. I could eat it everyday and not get bored - this is the first one this "summer" so it is particularly good.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)

That does sound rather smashing.
Ms Santiago has converted me to salads of late, I'm now looking forward to the summer considerably.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I just find I'm hungry again a couple of hours later if I have a salad
I did a low GI crash diet last year for holiday and that consisted of salad for lunch, it was so depressing.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:34, Reply)

did it work though?

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:36, Reply)

yeah totally
I lost an inch and a half from around my waist :D It was a week of drinking fruit smoothies and eating salads, with plain chicken and roasted vegetables in the evening, or an omelette for a treat. Very depressing, but gave me a flat stomach for the beach.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

could be worth a shot
I don't mind dieting, the trouble is I don't cook/ have no cooking facilities so have to rely on buying readymade stuff
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)

it was this one
www.amazon.co.uk/Low-GI-Vegetarian-Cookbook-Rose-Elliot/dp/0563539216/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1272372254&sr=1-1

because I was veggie at the time, but a lot of the recipes include either tofu or meat substitute so you can just substitute that back into meat.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:45, Reply)

and the good thing about it is
even after the week of crashing, if you then continue to follow the low GI bit you don't just slam all the weight back on again. Low GI is a pretty good way to eat and it's easier than dieting all the time.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Cheers
I might give it a go. Will be starting up the gym again soon, and I reckon if I diet and gym for two months I should be in pretty good shape for the summer
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I think I'm going to have a hot dog with some mu fucken cole slaw on that bitch
and plain 'crisps'
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)

are you mocking our 'chips'?

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I don't think so?
if I'd said chips you would've thought I meant fries but I mean chips which you call crisps

AMIRITE?!

gawd, you're awful testy today
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)

pshaaw
I was jes sayin'

*sulks*

I read all your posts in an American accent anyway.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)

what sort?
if it's a Sarah Palin accent I reckon you're gonna get a dick in the ass and a slap on the mouth
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Kind of a generic American TV accent
like from Friends, or House.

I might start reading it in a Boston accent for the lolz.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Go for a Sookie Stackhouse accent
that'd be more accurate I think
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:07, Reply)

~~think~~ hope
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:21, Reply)

it's true though
I have a charming southern accent, and a sexy telephone voice
I've been told many, many, times
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Prove it
Gaz me for my number
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:32, Reply)

if you really wanted me to call you you would've gazzed it to me already
plus I'm not going to call you anyway, it's too expensive
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Can't say I blame you
I'm sure you can hear sex-pest heavy breathing down the phone at a local rate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:45, Reply)

DITTO
lolololol
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

is it a nice soft accent
like the lead singer from Three Doors Down has?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I bet it's like the Texan Billionaire from the Simpsons

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I'll go with Blanche from Golden Girls.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Boomhauer

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

aren't they the things that vomit on you
in L4D?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:01, Reply)

what's L4D?
Boomhauer is the guy on King of the Hill
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3C_wLCZ18M
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Now I'm going to read all your posts in the voice
of Uncle Phil's mother from Fresh Prince
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:41, Reply)

a dick in the ass?
something you're not telling us?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I'm having
a special K cereal bar as well as a bit of chicken and coleslaw
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Low fat tuna and sweetcorn spread on german rye bread and a bag of Walkers French fries.
Only four months till my hols and I need to shift some jelly belly.
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girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Gertcha.
DG said he'd get a much better price for you if you had a bit of wobble on.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)

11 camels

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

11 camels? You're having a larf!
For the lovely BGB, hardly used (of late) and more staying power than a duracell bunny? 50. I'll take 50.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I'll give you twenty
and a fabulous carpet
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Now we can negotiate.
40 camels, your carpet and that antique hookah your grandad left you.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:14, Reply)

nah mate you must be bonkers
me grandad gave me that like as a gift. 25 camels, the carpet and some hummous. Me final offer innit
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:21, Reply)

You're killing me here!
OK. Last offer, 35 camels, the carpet and a box of sherbets (hummous is the work of Shaitan). So there you go, and I'm cutting me own throat at that price.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Aw bless him.
He should sell me at the end of the hols. I'll be all bloated with the alcohol comsumption.
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girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:43, Reply)

As will I!

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Turkey Salad Sandwich
Washed down with water

Plus some monster munch, a steak and kidney pie & a Kitkat chunky
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

you're going to be a chunky kitkat if you wash down sammiches with pies.

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Too late

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I had cream of something soup
a glass of Pepsi, a glass of wine, some passive smoke and a whole heap of gossip.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)

you're such a lady wot lunches

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Bleev
Our friend is so batshit that I think I might get her sectioned. Or throw her in the Mersey.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I had leftover homemade aubergine and chickpea curry with coconut rice
and Bargain Hunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I make that sometimes but not with coconut rice.

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girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:07, Reply)

That was only because I had some coconut milk left over from making the curry
Fascinating stuff, I'm sure everyone will agree
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:08, Reply)

A double cognac and come crisps.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Come crisps?
Extra salty?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:10, Reply)

BUMDER ALERT!
You know, he can't even claim that the s and c keys are right next to each other, either, because they're not.

Poor Monty, all that time in public school playing soggy crisp has really left its mark, hasn't it?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Forget Bumder Alert
MONTY TYPO ALERT!!!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:13, Reply)

AWOOOGA! AWOOOGA!
It's probably the double cognac's fault.
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girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:15, Reply)

EMERGENCY. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY
ALL PATRONS OF THIS BOARD ARE ADVISED TO PRESS THEIR BACKS FIRMLY AGAINST THE NEAREST WALL. CONFIRMED PRESENCE OF BUMDER IN THE AREA. REPEAT: CONFIRMED PRESENCE OF BUMDER IN THE AREA. YOU ARE ADVISED TO PROTECT YOUR RECTA.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:14, Reply)

For some reason
I'm now giggling like a mong at the word bumder.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Sounds a bit like bounder which would describe Monty to a T, But with bumming.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:17, Reply)

It is a truly awesome word.
Partly because it combines the old-fashioned (but still incredibly funny) insult of "bounder" with the more modern (and homophobic) "bumjockey", "bumraider*" and "bumbandit."

And I think it was Monty who coined it...we should be grateful for the hilarious word given unto us by this BIBLICAL-SCALE BUMDER.

*_{See also Raider of the Lost Arse}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Unless Monty is one of the writers of The Inbetweeners
he did not coin it. Although I am prepared to accept that he may well have conjured it independent of said sitcom
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Ah, then I stand corrected
Having not seen The Inbetweeners, the first usage of the word with which I was familiar was very probably one of Monty's posts.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:21, Reply)

The Inbetweeners is brilliant
in a really, really peurile way. It's terrifyingly familiar to anyone who's ever been a teenage boy struggling to maintain a degree of self-respect at school.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:25, Reply)

misspelling there
you mean shitcom
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:23, Reply)

My god
Do you like ANY TV?!

Apart from Snog, Marry, Avoid which we've established is an acceptably hilarious grotesque guilty pleasure
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Apart from Snog, Marry, Avoid
Have I Got News For You, Top Gear and sometimes Doctor Who, I don't watch TV. I buy boxsets of the series instead, which I have to really like before doing so i.e. Supernatural, The Wire, House etc

You should watch Supernatural. Everyone should
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I am intrigued by Supernatural
and annoyingly I also approve of everything else you mention. Am just getting started on Six Feet Under, which is awesome. Yes I know it came out 9 years ago. Tell you what, I'll watch Supernatural if you watch Battlestar Galactica, which I notice is sorely absent from your list
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I've watched the first three seasons of BSG
and I liked it a lot, but there were a few things that annoyed me, and there was simply too much of it to slog through.

Watch Supernatural. It's fantastic. If you watch it casually it's just another bit shit tv programme, but give it a chance and it will hook you in. HMV are doing the first three seasons for about ten or fifteen pounds each

Edit: I even own two copies of the first season. Through accident though
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Remember that laser-guided weed catapult we discussed?
Whack one of your copies of the first series of Supernatural in it for me?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:46, Reply)

You'd be welcome to it
I've lent it to four or five people and they've all become addicts
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

*holds out hands in catching pose*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

*chucks*
You'll be addicted soon enough
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

*looks at watch*
It's not here yet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Your watch is fast

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:03, Reply)

the wire sucks
I love House though. And I've just started re-watching Weeds which is great
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

how can you hate the Wire?!
It's fantastic
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I've only heard good things about The Wire
That's another one on my list
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

definitely watch it
I bought the first season and was too broke to buy the others. A fellow b3tan realised he lived in the same city as me and burnt them onto disc for me which was lovely
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:56, Reply)

everyone loves the Wire
but I sat through five episodes and was bored out of my tree so I gave up.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

it takes some getting used to
the jargon and accents etc
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I heard this in a Holly voice.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I'm off again...
I'd just regained control, too.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:19, Reply)

"It's not as if you weren't warned, Dave."

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:31, Reply)

it's a variant of the biscuit game

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Dear God, what an arse. Sorry folks.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Don't apologize.
It just shows you're human like the rest of us.
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girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:17, Reply)

"It just shows you're human like the rest of us."
How strange. Humans, on B3ta?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:18, Reply)

You can expect to see links to this haunting every moment of Grammar Pedantry you perpetrate in the near future though

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Click this onto the popular page please.
Come crisps sound just yummy.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Leftover chinese food!
Garlic chicken, shrimp friend rice and cream cheese wontons.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 20:40, Reply)

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