Gertcha.
DG said he'd get a much better price for you if you had a bit of wobble on.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

11 camels

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

11 camels? You're having a larf!
For the lovely BGB, hardly used (of late) and more staying power than a duracell bunny? 50. I'll take 50.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I'll give you twenty
and a fabulous carpet
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Now we can negotiate.
40 camels, your carpet and that antique hookah your grandad left you.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:14, Reply)

nah mate you must be bonkers
me grandad gave me that like as a gift. 25 camels, the carpet and some hummous. Me final offer innit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:21, Reply)

You're killing me here!
OK. Last offer, 35 camels, the carpet and a box of sherbets (hummous is the work of Shaitan). So there you go, and I'm cutting me own throat at that price.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Aw bless him.
He should sell me at the end of the hols. I'll be all bloated with the alcohol comsumption.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:43, Reply)

As will I!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:12, Reply)