Done.
I ran the London Marathon on Sunday and am in pain which is finally easing now. Never again. What have you done recently that you wish you had not done?

Alternate question: what impression do British people have of Scandinavia?
(JohntheDane, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:51, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

"Hi, my name is Shven and I am tall and blonde and like ze cold vether and ze mushic of Abba"

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:52, Reply)

haha excellent
EDIT actually I read that in my 'Dutch' voice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)

It's probably a Dutch accent I've got in mind rather than a Scandinavian one
but then, going on the old Danish feller in my department, I don't think they're that disimilar.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 17:01, Reply)

My Dutch accent is like a slightly more-restrained Sean Connery

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 17:19, Reply)

mm blondes

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Yours seems to be the only comment without a reply
Blonde men and women, and lots of red haired people too.
(JohntheDane, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 18:07, Reply)

Slept with my ex
And told one of my friends exactly why he's been pissing everyone off recently.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)

And pray tell, why was he pissing everyone off?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 17:00, Reply)

by pretending and dressing up as his ex

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Singing Keane songs
just slightly out of tune and without the right amount of feeling.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 17:23, Reply)

VIDKUN QUISLING.
EDIT in case of any confusion, my reply relates to question 2. I have not dug up and 'done' the rotting corpse of Vidkun Quisling. If I had, I doubt I'd regret it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Bumming an ox

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 17:25, Reply)

I'm gonna have to give up drugs...
I've started hallucinating GIANT COINS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 17:32, Reply)

You're sure you didn't just pass out
and wake up behind a telescope which was coincidentally pointed at the spilled contents of your back pocket*?

*_{EDIT: Or 'change purse' if you're Foxtrot}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Either that
or NakedApe just posted a FUCKING GIANT 2-EURO COIN and then deleted it in shame.

I'm going with your idea, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Aha
I don't know, I turn my back on this board for one second...

NakedApe, show yourself! You're in for a marrow-bumming.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 17:37, Reply)

He wants to be your
'marrow-bum Pal'.

AHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHHHHAHHH
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 17:39, Reply)

...I'm struggling with that one...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Because it's simply not funny.
or because you're too young to remember the dog food brand 'Marrowbone Pal'...?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Ah
'twould be the latter. It's not a brand I ever tasted.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 18:04, Reply)

Sorry sorry
I tried to post the Scandinavian penis Euro, but it was massive, then work got in the way before I could use Paint to make it smaller.

Tomorrow more subliminal giant cocks - this time on /talk
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 18:04, Reply)

This makes me laugh every time I read it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 18:07, Reply)

Well done on the marathon!
Blonde twins in saunas
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 20:35, Reply)