Noooo not hot flushes
I'm only 21.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 8:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*Shakes fist*
Damn young people. Get off my land with yer fancy hippety-hop!

Sorry, Ballet last night. Am feeling creaky and therefore cantankerous
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 8:32, Reply)

I don't like hippety hop though
I like Buddy Holly and Johnny Cash etc. Gee-tar.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 8:37, Reply)

Oh, that's all right then
Welcome to the honourary old people club
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Ta

(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 8:44, Reply)

It's not that much of an honour
The only other member of this rapidly-made-up club is a man who does Ballet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Billy Elliot?
Or Rudolph Nureyev? (sp)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Neither
Billy Elliot is a (fictional) child and Rudolph Nureyev, wonderful dancer though he was, was a fairy. I am a MAN

*poker face*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Yeah, but
it's a made up club, so you could have made up people in it. And Billy Elliot could be a fictional adult by now.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 8:59, Reply)

If he is, he's an adult Geordie
which means he'll have resumed the inexplicable self-confidence that every Newcastle United fan seems to regard as their birthright.

And will therefore need a slap
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Just lately I've wondered if we do need an Old Peoples' Club.
Time I was pensioned off, fo'sho.
/OTH anyone?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I always hear that as,
Poke her face.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Mymymymymymymymy poker face!
*thows shapes*
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 9:00, Reply)