Back to the sliced bread thing
When the first housewives opened the wrapping of their sliced loaves, you'd imagine that they'd be so pleased that they say something along the lines of, "Oh, this is the greatest thing since...." what?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 8:44, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Unsliced bread?

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 8:45, Reply)

But that would be silly!

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 8:50, Reply)

I like silly.

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 9:01, Reply)

FIRE
or porn. I reckon that's what those heiroglyphics were all about, really
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 8:49, Reply)

You're probably right
from a man's point of view. "This sliced bread's the greatest invention since they printed that book of naked ladies that I've got stuffed under my mattress".
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Come to think of it
Why isn't the saying just "The best thing since porn"? It's been enduringly popular
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Because it would not be true.
Nothing is better than porn, to a huge section of people the internet.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I think actually doing it is better than porn.
But then again I'm female.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Re-read the above
"Nothing is better than porn, to a huge section of the internet"

That would be the section who can't get actual sex, cos they spend all their time whacking off to porn online, or gossiping and trading insults on forums... um...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 9:04, Reply)

That almost describes me : (

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Only til InFest
You'll have Goths licking your boots - I said BOOTS - in no time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I'm not sure I'd want a goth dribbling and crying all over my boots

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 9:10, Reply)

With all due respect
I bet BGB will make a better Dominatrix than you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 9:36, Reply)

especially given the suffix
not sure if NakedApe would make a good woman
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 9:45, Reply)

*stocks up on black eyeliner*
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 9:18, Reply)

The twin tub? Sliced cake?
Probably would have said - "So this is what margerine is for".
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 9:30, Reply)