We had similar
A rumour about the geography teacher being married to a science teacher. It was true but never confirmed so everyone talked like it was shocking despite it not being so. We also had a music teacher who was also a really good friend and mentor. He was killed by a hit a run driver which was sad. I found out before he died that he was sleeping with 3 year 11 girls. They were all together one day and all confessed that they were sleeping with someone but couldn't say who. They all agreed to tell as long as the others did. When they all found out that it was the same guy they phoned his wife. Oh dear. My reaction was "fuck it, they were all over 16" I expect my reaction would have been different if I hadn't known him.
( Peej, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 9:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I misread that as 3 11 year old girls
And was readying my pitchfork when I reread it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 9:23, Reply)

To try and dig up his grave?

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Yes
For my pitchfork is mighty.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 9:54, Reply)

"Pitchfork"
is the name of your backhoe.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:00, Reply)

It's one of many things I have named Pitchfork.
It's also the best surname I've ever seen.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:03, Reply)