Not a rumour
But our French teacher in High School used to get called Stumpy. Because, he only had one hand. It was hilarious.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:01, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

See also 'Flat Baps Tansley'
Who had no tits. God, how we used to laugh.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Kids are fucking great aren't they?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:08, Reply)

They are awesome. The rumour with Stumpy
and how he got his nickname, was that he allegedly put his hand into an electric food blender which proceeded to make pate de digit. This was the incident that caused food blender manufacturers to introduce the safety feature of only being able to switch the buggers on when the lid was properly connected.

No idea if this is true or not, but if it was it's both monumentally retarded and also very cool to have inspired a safety feature that has probably saved lots of appendages going the same way.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Can you imagine holding your hand ina blender for long enough to rip off the entire hand
"Will it blend?" Well yes as it's mainly meat.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:18, Reply)

My blender is brand new
and works with or without the lib on.
( Peej, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Well, you will know now not to stick your hand in.
Or your cock
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Its hard to get my cock in there now I have cut of both my hands

( Peej, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:36, Reply)

You need a Dutch Rudder

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:38, Reply)