When I went to Ayers Rock (Or Uluru if you're not a fan of Prince Phillip)
I decided that I wasn't a tourist as I was actually living in Australia at the time.

I knew I was kidding myself, but it made me feel superior to the people who flew there on a day trip when I had to sleep under the stars in a Swag.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:51, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's just the way people treat it like an achievement
"Oh, well in that time I went travelling for 6 months."

Travelling? Look, I'm very glad you got to see these exotic places and I hope you had a great time, but what did you do? You swanned around a foreign country and got a tan. You were ON HOLIDAY.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:54, Reply)

did you wait until your billy boiled?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:56, Reply)

No,
but he gave a kangaroo a good rogering and wanked off a koala.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 12:59, Reply)