Steady on
At least if he were busy bothering god and buggering choirboys whilst denouncing condoms as the AIDS-spreading work of Beelzebub, he wouldn't have time to make any more records.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:12, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

BONO FOR POPE!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:18, Reply)

true
but he'd be there, in your face, ALL THE TIME.

At least while he makes records he's out of the way...
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:18, Reply)

But is the pope in your face all the time?
(If you're a choirboy then don't answer that one)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:24, Reply)

no he's not
and I've never been a choirboy, thank God (?).

And Bono would make sure he was always in your face, and he would release MOAR ALBUMS!!!!1!!1!!!!
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)