Oooh puppy
I didn't get too much sleep last night, the puppy cried so I stucker her in the bed with me thinking it would help me get some sleep.
But no, it didn't. She was a hotbox and snuggled up to me all_fucken_night long.

Why did you last lose sleep?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:16, 46 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The night before my last holidays
Or any of the nights we were on the plane. Too excited to sleep!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Virtually every night.
bloody sleep disorder, grumble mutter grumble
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I flew from New York
planes are noisy.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:26, Reply)

how was the trip?
did you have omgfun?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:45, Reply)

It was good thanks
you americans aren't as annoying as I'd thought you'd be.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)

thanks?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Never known Chompy to get all soppy and gushing like that.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Too often.
Named that pup yet?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Echo

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Good short name.
I approve.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

whythangyew

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:44, Reply)

You'll get some funny looks when calling him home.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I looked after my sister's dog for a week whilst they were away.
He liked a long walk in the park last thing at night. Once off the lead he would shoot over to the opposite side and was always reluctant to leave, meaning that I had to call him to me several times. Unfortunately his name was Dennis and I got arrested three times that week.
(Cave Duck, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Puppy photos?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Awwwwwwww!
That's a very cute puppy.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

OMG!
*melts*
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

she's going to be BIG
and she's so shweet, but I anticipate finding complete carnage in my bedroom when I go home for lunch
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:45, Reply)

My sister has one like that
She put tabasco anywhere she could reach to stop her chewing it. It worked.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Those weren't the puppies to which al was referring.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Yes they were
you filthy swine.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

haw haw haw

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I'm an absolute fucking riot, me.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:01, Reply)

PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY

( broadsword, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:26, Reply)

18 months ago.
A snorer.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Normal dog body temp is 101/102 deg which is 38.5 +/- .5deg in forrin.
- which is why I take one camping in winter.


And logging on to B3ta when pissed after midnight.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Best excuse on the internet EVAH!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

so *that's* why
you take your dog camping
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)

+ it up.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)

My Guilty Shame: a B3tan confesses.
Two girls, one b3tan, one retriever, two tents.
One stormy night: only one tent left.
I snuggled up to the dog. I don't know what the girls did.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Only a b3tan. *shakes head slowly*
You should have shagged the dog and cuddled the girls.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)

That's a disgusting suggestion. You'll be hearing from my solicitor.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:13, Reply)

If your solicitor is who I think it is I'll be safe.
Haddaway and Shite if I remember correctly.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Where's INTERNETLAWYERMAN when you need him?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Or Norfolk and Chance...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:32, Reply)

u+o l up to
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Nifty fingers there.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:12, Reply)

You have no idea

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:20, Reply)

180spm, offically rated GTS.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:25, Reply)

240 horsepower
/has no idea
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:27, Reply)

180 strokes per minute officially rated Gusset Typing Speed.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I was just trying to insinuate something filthy and completely insubstantial about me and Amberl
You retired folk with yer acronyms
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Invented! On the internet! Right now!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Um
Have you been celebrating your retirement by drinking a lot, perchance?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:38, Reply)

what do we think this is?
QOTW or something?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Next door's sprog is a noisy little bastard at the best of times
When he decided that it was of absolutely vital importance that he have a tantrum at 5am, I'll concede that he was a very effective alarm clock, but could he not have waited a couple of hours?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)