I hope this has nothing to do with meeting me a few months ago

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:09, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's entirely your fault that she let Sexface put his winky in her hoo haa.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I'm gutted that made its way over here.
Not one of my proudest moments. And that includes the incident with Tourettes.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Tourettes put her winky in your hoo haa?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I wish

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

What did you do to tourettes?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I didn't do anything
she looked after me after I had too much.

I blame Bill and the Jagermeister.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I blame bill for that night too
I wasn't well.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

That night was pretty funny in places.
I remember you singing "Run To The Hills" very very loudly.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:19, Reply)

It sounds like a fun night all in all

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:20, Reply)

You should have come
I would have bought you a drink, and then sung badly.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

then shouted at me for being a filthy Tory
actually that would have been a fun night.

I was thinking of going to the London bash, with a fellow Oxford b3tan
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Davros' one?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:27, Reply)

She should totally do this thing.
But I think she's referring to Riverghost's.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Oh I don't think I'll be going to that
I've met enough people on the Internet already.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

And I'm probably getting married then as well

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Actually I'm not
but I am going to be in Exeter.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I'M most likely going to be there.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I might come to your one, if that's ok
I promise you/your lovely wife won't have to take care of me this time...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

You should definitely come
I'll find someone drunk and hairy for you to snog too.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Let it be known
I must NOT shag any more b3tans.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:32, Reply)

That's becky's mantra as well.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:37, Reply)

She's a wise one.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)

wooo
come to RiverGhosts!

And Davros, can I come along to your bash? It would be ace fun
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)

But of course.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:36, Reply)

brilliant
I shall definitely come then. Didn't want to sign up before, because it seemed mostly regulars
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)

If it's on the calendar then it's an open invitation.
It's mostly regulars because I've paid them to come in a vain attempt to look popular. I can guarantee that baldmonkey and rosalicious won't be there though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Bashes always are
People drink a lot, if you're me you're insulted without mercy, if Gonz is around there's caterpillar cake, lots of giggles, and generally you wake up the next morning and wish you were dead.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Good times

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:27, Reply)

why do you get insulted?
(I'm assuming this was before shagging a b3tan)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Oh no
At the Christmas bash it was because I was from QOTW, subsequent ones was due to being a fat mess.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Uh oh
I'm from QOTW, and I'm certainly not a size 8
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Four o' clock in the morning we got back to our hotel
I was utterly fucked the next day. Good night though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:27, Reply)

That night saw the most perfectly matched couple.
well-suited, the sheer chemistry between the two was incredible.

That night I went home and cried myself to sleep that I could never be as happy as Hexy and JA.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:12, Reply)

So you didn't cry yourself to sleep because I didn't take you home?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Nope.
I was rather alarmed someone told me they hoped that I'd be raped on my way home, but all in all the journey back was not a harrowing one.

Unlike other journeys back from bashes.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)

That's not very pleasant
who said that?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Oh I didn't take it to heart
probably most of /talk would now agree :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Agree that it wasn't nice?
Or agree you should have been raped?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:26, Reply)

The latter.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I don't think they would
They're not generally that bad IRL. It's a really unpleasant thing to actually say to anyone.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Oh yes, most of them are lovely

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I'm pretty sure it was JackAction,
he was playing up to impress a certain someone.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:26, Reply)

It wasn't
You should have seen them at the secret bash. Oh my GOD it was adorable.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)

That would have been the highlight of my night.
Not getting taken home by you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I remember I was meant to go (part of the way) home with you
....err, whoops.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Haha, I think me and KneelDiamond just felt a little bit awkward.
He forgot what bus he had to get, so I let him crash at mine.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I'm so sorry.
Poor boy. Poor, poor boy.

(not referring to KD there :( )
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:36, Reply)

It's ok, we got some amusement out of it on the way home :)
You can if you like, he slept on the floor and I kicked him out nice and early before my flatmates got up.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Oh boy
I've started working out my boozing policy for Donington, it's going to be so much fun.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I've already got mine sorted:
Lots and lots and lots. What's yours?
I've realised its about four days after my exams finish, so I'm aiming to be drunk for at least a week straight.
Do you reckon I could pre-order a new liver on the NHS?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)