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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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When I was younger and had long hair, I mainly fancied guys with long hair.
Then I got it all cut off and would only look at shaven headed beauties. Now it's grown again I'm all about the length on guy's heads. Anyone else go through this wierd shit?
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:09, 142 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I always knew it was all about the length.

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:10, Reply)
yeah
but since my hair is always quite long, it's not connected to the length of my hair.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:11, Reply)
No.
I've never been a fan of short hair on girls. I've seen and known some beautiful short-haired girls but my preference has always been for long hair.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Funny but I had more interest when I had short hair..

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:17, Reply)

interest orgasms
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:20, Reply)
I think people assume
women with short hair are more likely to be adventurous. Did you have any tattoos/piercings?
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Not until my early thirties. I had very short hair from mid twenties till last year.
It never put guys off.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:22, Reply)
short hair
is quite often viewed as different to the norm, so having it probably signalled that you weren't really hidebound by convention. I'd love short hair, but I have a long face so I'd just look like a man
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)
I was always getting mistaken for a guy. Admittedly mostly from the back.
I found it amusing.

When my nephew was about 4 years old he asked me if I was a man or a woman.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Is that better or worse than being a guy with long hair
And being mistaken for your mate's girlfriend*?

*By a doctor.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:25, Reply)
If it was a gyny - worse. Much, much worse.
Sad reflection on state of our NHS, etc.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)
I was once nearly denied entry into the USA
'...but this is a lady's passport, sir'

'A LADY CALLED MONTY, YOU FUCKING SPASTIC?'

'Oh, sorry sir'

In his defence the photo was from my long-haired days and at that moment I had a grade '0' skinhead, but still...
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)
It depends how you define 'short,' I think
There's that 60s-style bob cut which is 'short' by female standards - and which looks very nice on the right women - but would still be a socially unacceptable length of hair for a man.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Besides...
That hair on a man would make you look like Emo Phillips
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)
I'm only interested when they have no hair

Love

G.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Isn't it a normal tendency to find people who look like you attractive,
obviously allowing for gender differences.
Not that I'm suggesting you're normal BGB.

Have a look in the local pages at the wedding photos. It's funny how some couples look like each other in drag.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:22, Reply)
I've never been with anyone who looked like a male version of me.

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Yeah, I said you weren't normal!
It does sound a bit of an odd thing to do, like finding a girl who looks like your mother. But do it they do.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)
and furthermore -
following your directions to someone else earlier I found some pics of you on flikr - when you had mid length hair. Damn attractive if you don't mind me saying. How long is it now?
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Aw thanks but I don't take good pics : (
It's shoulder length now.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Hmmm - I've just grown a couple of inches too.

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)
You dirty old man.

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)
No seriously - it's just touching my collar.

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)
are you going to keep growing it?

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)
Yup! I feel my old hippy self coming to the fore again.

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Who are you talking to now?

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)
^ truth
read some article or the other about how you're attracted to people who mirror your face in someways
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Thought as much.
Of course that's a shallow attraction and I'd bet most b3tans look beyond that. With exceptions.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Look beyond that to the breasts?

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Tell us - how do you map the female form?
in that first sight flick round the essentials?
Eyes-lips-breasts-legs-bum or what?
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I haven't really put much thought into it to tell you the truth,
but women apparently stare at the genitals more than men when watching porn, men look at the faces more often.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:46, Reply)
That's because the men in porn are munters.

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)
didn't we discuss this the other night?

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)
Not with me.

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:48, Reply)
You're right
I think it was Darth Foxtrot and camel
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Same question - if we can leap over the porn -
Tell us - how do you map the male form?
in that first sight flick round the essentials?
Eyes-lips-biceps-legs-bum or what?
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:12, Reply)
Eyes, face, upper body
in about that order. Below upper body can wait until they're walking away
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:19, Reply)
So that's my chances blown.
Feet? doesn't anyone look at feet. My feet are good.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)
Hair, face, build, smile, clothes.
Why yes, I am shallow.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:41, Reply)
That is not what I would have thought.
Do you know why, or even have a totally unsound theory why?
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:48, Reply)
No I do not, I think it was just an excuse for a third year psychology student
to watch porn with people, they didn't put forward an explanation.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)
i like breasts

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)
I'm glad some people
can look beyond attractiveness or I'd never have any dates haha
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Agrees!
Yay for personality.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)
I've been quite lucky in that respect
gone out with some good-looking men (better looking than me by far) who have been fantastic people as well
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)
I have a pretty huge personality.

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)
I know a girl with a lovely pair of personalities

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Apparently so
my wife's always pointing out couples that are 'facially matched'. I have no real idea what the hell she's on about - especially when the people she's talking about look (to me) nothing like each other.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)
There've only been two periods in my life where I've had long hair
Both of them before I was 16.
I reckon most of my hairstyles have been feminine though. (The number 4 on one side and near-bob on the other is not one I'm particularly proud of.)

I dated a bloke last year who kept suggesting I grew my hair. He started this after only two dates. Why did he ask me out if he didn't like my hair. He was a mong in many other ways and got the elbow.

I prefer short hair on men. I don't always notice how beautiful a man's face is if he has a load of hair hovering about.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)
You have lovely hair.
*jeolouses*
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Sez you!


Or are you longer than a bob now?
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:01, Reply)
How can you play a QuoMaster with short hair?
What's this about Roota wigs I saw yesterday?
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:06, Reply)
It's a flapper bob

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:09, Reply)
Don't call me bob.

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:09, Reply)
mmmbob

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Dub dub doo wop

dobe doobe doobe mmbop
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:12, Reply)
The middle one was my favourite

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:12, Reply)
More of a do wah diddy guy myself

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)
I'm trying to grow my hair
I had it what I thought was "short" when I was 14, and it's been getting shorter and shorter with each passing year.

At the moment it's not even shoulder touching :(

I like men with longish hair. But not too long. And well kept. And CLEAN.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)
and drunk

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Hello sir Geordie.
How're tricks?
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:03, Reply)
They are not bad at all thank you Miss Lampito
Very, very busy, but otherwise quite bearable. How are your studies going?
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)
I'm in Manchester after going loopy gradually over the space of four months
and snapping a couple of weeks ago.

Not VERY loopy, mind you. I'm coming back on Monday and I can't gather the enthusiasm to work or revise, and I've got shitloads to do.
Things could be a lot worse and I'm not unhappy :D

Fuck uni where first year counts.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:07, Reply)
I hope this has nothing to do with meeting me a few months ago

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:09, Reply)
It's entirely your fault that she let Sexface put his winky in her hoo haa.

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)
I'm gutted that made its way over here.
Not one of my proudest moments. And that includes the incident with Tourettes.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Tourettes put her winky in your hoo haa?

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)
I wish

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)
What did you do to tourettes?

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)
I didn't do anything
she looked after me after I had too much.

I blame Bill and the Jagermeister.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:15, Reply)
I blame bill for that night too
I wasn't well.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)
That night was pretty funny in places.
I remember you singing "Run To The Hills" very very loudly.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:19, Reply)
It sounds like a fun night all in all

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:20, Reply)
You should have come
I would have bought you a drink, and then sung badly.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)
then shouted at me for being a filthy Tory
actually that would have been a fun night.

I was thinking of going to the London bash, with a fellow Oxford b3tan
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Davros' one?

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:27, Reply)
She should totally do this thing.
But I think she's referring to Riverghost's.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Oh I don't think I'll be going to that
I've met enough people on the Internet already.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)
And I'm probably getting married then as well

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Actually I'm not
but I am going to be in Exeter.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I'M most likely going to be there.

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I might come to your one, if that's ok
I promise you/your lovely wife won't have to take care of me this time...
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)
You should definitely come
I'll find someone drunk and hairy for you to snog too.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)
Let it be known
I must NOT shag any more b3tans.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:32, Reply)
That's becky's mantra as well.

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:37, Reply)
She's a wise one.

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)
wooo
come to RiverGhosts!

And Davros, can I come along to your bash? It would be ace fun
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)
But of course.

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:36, Reply)
brilliant
I shall definitely come then. Didn't want to sign up before, because it seemed mostly regulars
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)
If it's on the calendar then it's an open invitation.
It's mostly regulars because I've paid them to come in a vain attempt to look popular. I can guarantee that baldmonkey and rosalicious won't be there though.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Bashes always are
People drink a lot, if you're me you're insulted without mercy, if Gonz is around there's caterpillar cake, lots of giggles, and generally you wake up the next morning and wish you were dead.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:25, Reply)
Good times

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:27, Reply)
why do you get insulted?
(I'm assuming this was before shagging a b3tan)
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:35, Reply)
Oh no
At the Christmas bash it was because I was from QOTW, subsequent ones was due to being a fat mess.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)
Uh oh
I'm from QOTW, and I'm certainly not a size 8
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Four o' clock in the morning we got back to our hotel
I was utterly fucked the next day. Good night though.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:27, Reply)
That night saw the most perfectly matched couple.
well-suited, the sheer chemistry between the two was incredible.

That night I went home and cried myself to sleep that I could never be as happy as Hexy and JA.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:12, Reply)
So you didn't cry yourself to sleep because I didn't take you home?

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Nope.
I was rather alarmed someone told me they hoped that I'd be raped on my way home, but all in all the journey back was not a harrowing one.

Unlike other journeys back from bashes.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)
That's not very pleasant
who said that?
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)
Oh I didn't take it to heart
probably most of /talk would now agree :D
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Agree that it wasn't nice?
Or agree you should have been raped?
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:26, Reply)
The latter.

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)
I don't think they would
They're not generally that bad IRL. It's a really unpleasant thing to actually say to anyone.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)
Oh yes, most of them are lovely

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)
I'm pretty sure it was JackAction,
he was playing up to impress a certain someone.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:26, Reply)
It wasn't
You should have seen them at the secret bash. Oh my GOD it was adorable.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)
That would have been the highlight of my night.
Not getting taken home by you.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I remember I was meant to go (part of the way) home with you
....err, whoops.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:33, Reply)
Haha, I think me and KneelDiamond just felt a little bit awkward.
He forgot what bus he had to get, so I let him crash at mine.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:35, Reply)
I'm so sorry.
Poor boy. Poor, poor boy.

(not referring to KD there :( )
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:36, Reply)
It's ok, we got some amusement out of it on the way home :)
You can if you like, he slept on the floor and I kicked him out nice and early before my flatmates got up.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Oh boy
I've started working out my boozing policy for Donington, it's going to be so much fun.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:40, Reply)
I've already got mine sorted:
Lots and lots and lots. What's yours?
I've realised its about four days after my exams finish, so I'm aiming to be drunk for at least a week straight.
Do you reckon I could pre-order a new liver on the NHS?
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)
You should totally consolidate all your monthly payments
Drop out of Uni, come to Donington and get a job.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Donington Dunstable
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:11, Reply)
:(
I'm not a quitter.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Damn Right You're Not!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qae_TUTeGo
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:15, Reply)
I've missed offtopic

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)
No you haven't
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LFXLE8R5mg
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)
I've not got headphones
and I shouldn't be on the web. But I'm going to pretend those are songs about how much everyone has missed me while I've been posting on /talk instead of here.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:20, Reply)
It's a bitter sweet song
with John Waite saying how he's not missing his beloved, when it's clear to see that he is. A bit like "I'm not in Love" by 10cc
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Aww.
I'll give it a listen later.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:26, Reply)
You should
it's a fantastic song.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:26, Reply)
Things could be worse
you could be in second year and still not have worked/revised/done anything
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Geep!
When are you exams though? Don't they go on til something ridiculous like the 26th of June?
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)
Exams?
Don't mention the exams
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Finals are in my 3rd year
so no exams this year, but I should have started my thesis and haven't
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)
What's it on?

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)
Haven't even formulated a question yet
but probably based around Augustus to Nero in terms of time-frame, and I'm rather interested in looking at presentation of emperors and manipulations of written sources
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)
You should find plenty of that on here.

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:27, Reply)
She could be a Tory as well.

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)
she could
and then her life could be better
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)
She wouldn't be able to afford an education
and big business would have free reign to do anything they like, but yeah, I'm sure it would be better.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:20, Reply)
let me quote Gordon Brown at you
'And I will be honest with you," he told an audience of bankers at Mansion House in 2006. "Many who advised me, including not a few newspapers, favoured a regulatory crackdown... I believe we were right not to go down that road."

As for education, I've already pointed out I like their policies. I'm not exactly in the rich class and I still think they're fair, so why wouldn't she be able to go? Or do you genuinely believe in that elitist, twattish bullshit about making students study near their hometowns?
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:25, Reply)
When I was younger I was clinically obese
and only wanted hot girls. Now I've lost 30 stone and am incredibly attractive I find myself bored of all the beautiful women who drape themselves over me on a regular basis, begging me to sleep with them and would much prefer the company of someone a little more plain.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Will sir be wanting some white wine with his croissant?

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)
*waves*

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)
*Curls*

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:06, Reply)
+ one out

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)
pops it under the drier

(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:13, Reply)
guys with long hair=win
you can drag them about by it, then
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)

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