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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I would have done,
If he'd had his way and I hadn't been so drunk that I insisted on going to sleep.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 11:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
When you were asleep
he totally opened your mouth and put his willy in it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 11:58, Reply)

put his willy in it wanked into it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:00, Reply)

mouth every orifice
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:00, Reply)
He passed out in my bed, and snored like a fucking pig
So I slept in the common room. And took great pleasure in kicking him out at half seven the next day.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:00, Reply)
You should have had a good wank and stuck your sticky fingers up his nose.
That would have driven him mental, wondering........
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:05, Reply)
Did you at least show him your foo foo?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:05, Reply)
No.
I didn't like him.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:09, Reply)
Oh no, my chances of seeing your tits at donington have just taken a serious nose dive then.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:16, Reply)

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