Makes a nice change for everyone to be united in agreement
Why can't we all do this all day, every day, instead of the childish bickering we usually engage in?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Oh, that's just being silly.
Now call him a cunt like a nice little b3tan
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:39, Reply)

Good point. What was I thinking?
Al, you're a cunt

LARRY TOLD ME TO DO IT *runs*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Wasn't meeee! It was BGB.
She said you were a poofter too.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:44, Reply)

I'm hardly likely to get upset every time someone calls me a poofter
I'd never leave my bedroom. And I'd have to change my name to Darth Emo Whingey Bitch
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:45, Reply)

She called you that too.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:46, Reply)

*looks stern*
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:45, Reply)

No you don't. You're lully.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Oh, that's just being silly
Now honk her boobs and run away like a good little B3tan
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:48, Reply)

You honk her boobs. She likes you. No, really, she told me she wants you to honk her boobs.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:51, Reply)

I'm trying to work out whether doing so will make me appear more or less gay
Also, you're scared of BGB!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:55, Reply)

I could take her no bovver.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:56, Reply)

no bovver strap-on hard up the arse, no lube, I like it rough mistress
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Just as it gets interesting, I have a work call.
Hold that thought and position.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I'm afraid nothing you ever do, will make you less gay in our eyes.
Climbing Mount Everest without oxygen, while carrying only a barrel of real ale, and smoking players No.6. Would only reinforce you gayness.

Unfair, but there you are.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:00, Reply)

It's the way nature made him.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Sad but so true.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:03, Reply)

What if I published photos of me having FULL SEX with a WOMAN?
*scurries off to learn how to use Photoshop*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:04, Reply)

It would look like you wanted to receive rather than give.
It would show in your eyes.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Spend a lot of time staring into men's eyes and analysing what you see while they're having sex, do we?
Yes I know this is a lame as fuck response. It's early and I recently switched to decaf
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I can quite easily corroborate if someone is 100% hetero or not.
Just gaz me for my address.
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Dear Ms BGB - I've being having some doubts about my manliness.
Also - do you know any cures for impotence?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I probably do, but it would never be mistaken for gayness.
Just accept, which you do, that people comprehend you as a raving poofter.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Yeah, this is not news to me, and I have made my peace with that
Going home to the arms of a beautiful woman is scant consolation for this eternal shame. Oh wait, that's not true
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:20, Reply)