We just got an email from the President of the Company
Releasing the earnings for this quarter.

Net earnings of $149.9 million

But we've been 2 years now without salary increase.

And they keep repeating "people is our greatest assest"

Bunch of...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 16:48, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

But what are your outgoings?
Remember, Turnover is vanity, profit is sanity.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Haha,
Was going to say the same thing. My idiot MD consistently spouts out that we're a £10m company.

But last year we traded at a loss..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:51, Reply)

I'm sure I speak for Monty as wel when I say
People ARE our greatest assest.

Maybe this is why you don't get a payrise dipshit this should be taken with humour, just realised you weren't who I thought you were ;o)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:56, Reply)

You do indeed speak for me 'as wel'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:57, Reply)

hahahahahahah
*breathes*

hahahahhhaaa

*cries*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Woss an 'assest'?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 4 May 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Not just an ass
Not just relatively more of an ass.
But the most of an ass.

HEE-HAW.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:07, Reply)

If you work for a large company that's not that much money.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:59, Reply)

How many employees and shareholders do you have?
And how far would the profits go? And are these gross or net profits? And am I a complete nerd?
(JohntheDane, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:01, Reply)

*points accusingly*
I am the only Dane* on these boards, thank you very much! Go on, hoppit!

*Alright, half Danish.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:04, Reply)

that's just too Danish
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 4 May 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I'll just have a yum-yum please.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Yeah, you tell that massive shitcunt.
I'll totally back you up. I wonder if he's pretty...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 4 May 2010, 19:39, Reply)

I have first dibs lady.
He's old.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 May 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Narrows eyes...
how old?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 4 May 2010, 21:05, Reply)

Allegedly my age.
But if he's very blonde then he's yours.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 May 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Maybe you're shit at your job

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Funny that
We had an email from our Chief Exec today banging on - as he does every month - about how well the company's doing since he took over. But pay has not been mentioned since 2008. For anyone. I am applying for other jobs and quiz shows on a daily basis
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:54, Reply)