WE ARE NOT GOING TO THE PORTERHOUSE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

THE PORTERHOUSE IS FOR BUMDERS WHO THINK THEY KNOW ABOUT BEER

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Hey, I went there on my birthday.
I like it. And I do know about beer. It's that stuff that makes me talk silly things.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:58, Reply)

It makes you wonderfully suggestible too.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:02, Reply)

*Newton's Cradles*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:05, Reply)

It's alright.
To its credit, it does stock an impressive selection of beer. I think what got up my nose was that the menu seemed to suggest things like Old Speckled Hen were somehow rare, exotic and therefore justified in costing large amounts of money. But then I can be the most insufferable snob on this sort of matter.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:02, Reply)

FUCK NO! BUT THERE IS PROBABLY ANOTHER PUB WHICH FALLS IN THAT CATERGORY IN LONDON,
THERE'S THREE IN MILTON KEYNES SO YOU COULD ALL COME UP HERE.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I WOULD RATHER STAB MY OWN TESTICLES WITH RAILWAY SPIKES
THAN GO TO MILTON KEYNES
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I WOULD RATHER STAB YOUR TESTICLES WITH RAILWAY SPIKES
than do almost anything on earth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Eat Tayyabs?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Ideally I would combine the two
and then grill your freshly-burst testes and serve them on a sizzling skillet to Cave Duck.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:08, Reply)

He would find that wonderfully earthy and humurous.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:09, Reply)

I think everyone at Tayyab's should be forced to say Grace when the meal arrives
Provided "Grace" can take the form of the Lord's Prayer and group masturbation.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Funny you should say that
but they're bringing it in on the 12th May, which is brilliant timing for our trip on the 13th!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Top hole!
I may need to soothe the friction burns in that yoghurt dip afterwards. It looks fresh and cooling.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:14, Reply)

IT'S NEAR TO DUNSTABLE

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:00, Reply)