And he races into the lead in the going back to bed stakes!
Anyone coming up on the rails?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 5 May 2010, 8:02, 63 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I fell asleep at my desk this morning already.
Does that count?

I was watching Sky at Night on my 'puter before I started work.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 5 May 2010, 8:26, Reply)

It certainly does!
Well done that man (non-gender specific praise).
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 5 May 2010, 8:34, Reply)

Thanks,
I shall try to fall asleep at regular intervals during the day.

How's you the great porko?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 5 May 2010, 8:38, Reply)

I'm a bit tired this morning but that might be because Al was in my dreams last night.

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 May 2010, 8:33, Reply)

A horror show, or a love fest?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 5 May 2010, 8:37, Reply)

I can't remember but it involved me trying to drive out of a very tight space in a car park.

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 May 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Very Freudian
You feel trapped by Al, and are looking for a way out.

I'm good at interpreting dreams.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 5 May 2010, 8:45, Reply)

No, the real reason
is that she's a woman and therefore didn't reverse into the space, thus making it harder to exit.

Hmm, maybe I'm not really that good at this psychology stuff...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 May 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Tell me your dreams,
and I'll make you worried too.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 5 May 2010, 8:53, Reply)

If only I got the chance
to sleep long enough to dream!

I had five hours of solid dead-to-the-world sleep last night, but could do with a lot more.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 May 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Eat moar cheezzzze

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Were there bacon and other meat products involved?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 5 May 2010, 8:38, Reply)

I dreamt
that I opened an upmarket (ie £15-odd a head) fish and chip restaurant in my local area. It's actually a fucking good idea, seeing as I'm in heart of the old East End (and thus arguably the home of fish and chips) and it's now chock full of trendy spastics who would appreciate the ironic twist of paying three times the price for a few wanky chairs and some Kray Twins pics.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:08, Reply)

The general populace of Hoxton and Shoreditch are insufferable cunts
And I would encourage you to exploit such a market and make a fortune out of money they'd only otherwise spend on stupid hats and androgynous jeans.

How the devil are you this fine morning?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Feeling a bit rough actually, through no fault of my own.
You?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Generally more irritable and misanthropic than usual
No idea why, probably should have just gone to bed a bit earlier. But at least "irritable" is a more energetic mood than yesterday's "confused and glib," so maybe I'll be able to use it constructively and get some work done...at least in the vein of "Grrr! FUCK OFF, WORK! ROAAAR!"
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Welcome to my world, young man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:23, Reply)

And yet somehow this territory feels so familiar...
Still, how come you're feeling so rough this morning - general malaise or did you unwittingly trigger an allergic reaction by passing too close to a Bowie record on your way home?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:28, Reply)

The BNP candidate near me is one of the ugliest people I have ever seen

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Inner hatred, shows itself on the outside as ugliness
Glasshopper.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 5 May 2010, 8:48, Reply)

That's such a load of shit, unfortunately.
Exhibit A: Naomi Campbell who is a total cunt but looks beautiful.

Exhibit B: Me - startlingly handsome but a hate-filled fascist inside.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:00, Reply)

I think that Naomi Campbell has become
uglier as she has become more horrible. You however have me stumped on Exhibit B.
( Peej, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:11, Reply)

The thought of rolling on those bones puts me right off.
- and I'll tell her that no matter how much she begs.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 5 May 2010, 9:19, Reply)

You mean I can't think myself pretty?
Well I never.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Gutted eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Trick is to get someone else to think you pretty.
The power of The Luurve.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 5 May 2010, 9:20, Reply)

You know you are a hate filled fascist,
which cancels out the effect.

BNP people don't know what they are, and thus are eaten up inside by a shit eating virus.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Not this one?
here
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:00, Reply)

PHWOOOARR

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:01, Reply)

She was in town the other day.
Daft bint. Yeah, British National Party, campaigning against immigration and darkies and chinks in a town where a hell of a lot of property and retail income comes from rich darkies and chinks at the tens-of-thousands-a-year private university.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:04, Reply)

When I was living in London the BNP candidate said that he.....
"Would get rid of all the African Americans"
He was trying so hard to not say darkie that he made a total fail.

On a similar note I don't understand African American either. Morgan Freeman was once asked what it was like to be an African American playing the President of the United States. He replied something along the lines of "I wouldn't know, I've never been to Africa, I was born in Memphis"
( Peej, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Political correctness eh?
Just call 'em all nigras and have done with it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:20, Reply)

How about we call em all people
Separation pisses me off. President Obama is as much white as he is black. Why does the colour of his skin matter? Its all bollocks and the sooner all people stop separating themselves and others based on skin colour the better.
( Peej, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Yeah!
Lets have coffee coloured children by the score.
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Waynetta Slob

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:31, Reply)

The way I look at the moment......Yes!

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I DON'T LIKE BRAAARN!

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Right on Bro'

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 5 May 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I agree, but its not my call.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Any judgement, for or against, based on race is RACISM.
People are so fucking thick, no wonder I despise most of them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Yeh, but I heard he was a MUZLIM
N ALL MUZLIMS R TERURISTZ.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Yeah
I was reading an interesting link on white privilige and the way we take it for granted etc etc. Quite thought provoking in a way, except that it was written in 1998 and it felt a bit racist itself with its studied 'African American' and 'providing the right cultural foods for them' etc
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I firmly believe
that in this country economic class is waaaay more of a social boundary than race. The white underclass you see in, say, Newham, have all of the disadvantages of their black and Asian neighbours and the poor buggers don't even have 'I'm black and I'm proud' or 'it's because I'm Asian' to fall back on - just 'I'm from generations of scum and have no prospects'. Nice thought isn't it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:31, Reply)

This is the truth.
On the plus side - you can re-distribute wealth.
Even if we did stir the racial pot until everyone was coffee coloured, the wealth divisions would still exist.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 5 May 2010, 9:36, Reply)

"generations of scum"
I believe Domestos make something for that.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:38, Reply)

British scum are the best scum.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:39, Reply)

At least we're still the best at something.

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:41, Reply)

and proud to be The Great British Underclass.
Anyone fancy a revolution?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 5 May 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Not really.
Keep the serfs in their place, I say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Yas, right zur, no offence meant zur.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 5 May 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Go and get your shoe shine box
there's a good boy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I shall be round later to have sex with your wife and daughter.
Please make sure they have washed, this time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Oh Monty when ever will you learn!
I'm running out of space in the Cotton Mill for all of your bastard children. Obviously we lost Damien to the thresher last week but I can't guarantee that'll happen to them all!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:57, Reply)

It was heart warming to see the Luton pitch invasion on telly last night.
Proper scum reaction, from proper British scum.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:47, Reply)

I love that massively fat guy
who supports Portsmouth and goes to every game topless to show off his revolting Pompey belly tattoo in Gangsta Gothic font.

HERE: cdn.epltalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/portsmouth-fan-john.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:51, Reply)

GILF!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 5 May 2010, 9:02, Reply)

No taste in art
I wouldn't trust her with my vote.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I've seen her on the telly about the BNP.
She's an evil bitch.
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Mozar?
That doesn't sound like a very 'English' name to me...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I'd be right behind you Porky, if only.
Last night's 'work' ended in a less than serious review of the day in the pub. I'm too old for crawling into bed after midnight. Not when the alarm is set before seven.
My head hurts.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 5 May 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I wish I could
have been awake all night writing an essay, just got back from breakfast, have an exam at 2pm and a tute before that :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Disconnect the internet NOW.
- and good luck.
Also - if you're planning a refreshing nap set the alarm this time!
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 5 May 2010, 9:23, Reply)

you're right
will be back later, probably with a tale of woe.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:26, Reply)