Choose 1.
I've had to do this twice with colleagues and employees in the past. It's bloody hard but if you're honest and straight, clinical and clear you might just get away with your nose intact.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

But when you came to cornwall
we all refrained from pointing out you smelt like a dead dog in sewer after Tourette's had been out on Curry night
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I'll fucking kill Calvin Klein.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:41, Reply)

To be fair
the missus doesn't need to have had curry. Her farts are weapons grade anyway; the emissions were banned under the Geneva convention as being inhumane.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 May 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I added curry night
for people who hadn't survived witnessed it first hand. Or should that be nose
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)