But when you came to cornwall
we all refrained from pointing out you smelt like a dead dog in sewer after Tourette's had been out on Curry night
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'll fucking kill Calvin Klein.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:41, Reply)

To be fair
the missus doesn't need to have had curry. Her farts are weapons grade anyway; the emissions were banned under the Geneva convention as being inhumane.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 May 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I added curry night
for people who hadn't survived witnessed it first hand. Or should that be nose
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)