Maybe that's what happened.
but it's deleted now so kitty wont know how I've subtly ruined her facebook life
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yes, she'll be blissfully unaware that you FB raped her

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Oh I didn't do that.
I put myself down as not attending to something she didn't invite me to.
Ahhhhhahahahaha I'm like an online terrorist.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Oh sick burn!
Bet she's still reeling!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:40, Reply)

She's probably got me on ignore now
Maybe I went too far this time...
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I don't know her well enough to be FB friends
Otherwise I'd do the same.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I don't want it to turn into Kate's Party

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I was invited.
So ner ner ner
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:51, Reply)

we can sit around eating cupcakes and talking about how much we all hate Psychochomp

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:52, Reply)

As long as you're talking about me.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:52, Reply)

It'll be just like tuesdays, only with more cake.
But now he's said this, maybe we should sit around eating cupcakes and discuss everything BUT Psychochomp.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:55, Reply)

in reality that is what will happen

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:56, Reply)

The icing on the cupcake pictured is a bit uneven
I would expect better.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I didn't make that one
but I'll email the person whose site I stole it off and add insult to the injury of my theft.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Are you thinking about starting it as a buisiness then?
My friend has just started one in london, I can put you in contact if you want, I'm sure she wont mind giving you some tips.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:03, Reply)

that would be really helpful, thanks!
We're looking into it but not sure where to start, so any advice would be appreciated.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I'll gaz you her contact details

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:18, Reply)

You are slowly becoming Kaol.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:26, Reply)

:(

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)

The insult goblin lurks
Sometimes for days on end, dark words and venom churning in his mind, coagulating into one perfect retort.

Without warning he reveals himself, his ire-dripping knobbled proboscis in hand, delivering a surgical strike of such precision as to slay God himself with his crafted insult.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Yup.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:54, Reply)

And then compare boobs and practice kissing
It's what happens at parties with girls involved. So I hear/strain to see through partially drawn curtains.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:54, Reply)

You forgot the pillow fights.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I'm usually spent by that point

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Is that when you fall off your ladder?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Yes
Then I phone those accident-at-work people and make a mint.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:58, Reply)

that actually made me do a little office snigger
I am upset that you're not coming to my cupcake party, I was going to make a special cupcake just for you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Move it to the sunday and I'll come.
but I, (like most of your friends) have better things to do that saturday.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:52, Reply)

they don't have better things to do,
just things. *sobs*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:56, Reply)

dry your eyes mate
No offence like but weddings are big deals you can't cancel them for hardly anything.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:57, Reply)

it's true.
although some people have just put 'not attending' with no excuse given, which makes me think they don't like me and then I get upset and eat cupcakes which is why I'm a lolinternetfatty
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Some people hate people writing their excuse on the wall,
it's a mine field.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:15, Reply)

oh I don't mind, I just get paranoid when people just put 'not attending'
because I picture them sniggering and saying "Like I'm going to attend that hahahaha" and then sitting around with all the other people who aren't attending and laughing about how much they all hate me....

*more sobbing*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:19, Reply)

weirdo

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:30, Reply)

you're right.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)