I've just been asked in an exit poll who I voted for.
I told him BNP, and smiled sweetly. the poor sod was Asian, he looked embarrased. It cheered my morning up.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 May 2010, 9:29, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Good work.
My father told Jehovah's Witnesses that 'all of us in this house are servants of Satan', they ran off down the drive in terror shouting 'we'll pray for you'. My father was a Chaplain at the time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:40, Reply)

My Flatmate told the JWs that he was a worshiper of Satan and sacrificed goats in the kitchen
They came back several times a week from then on because they believed he needed saving. A polite no thank you would probably have been better in the long run.
( Peej, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:47, Reply)

I told them I was a geology student and asked for help with coursework.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 6 May 2010, 11:51, Reply)