Which one has the hottest wife?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:37, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Cameron

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Wrong
They're all equally munterish
( Peej, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Really?
I've always thought she looked like some gawky cross between a horse and a pterodactyl. I thought Clegg's wife was relatively easy on the eye, but we didn't see much of her as he seemed to prefer hanging around with that older bloke.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Ah but she's foreign.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I can just imagine your frustrations
"Erm...hablo inglés? No? Oh, fucking hell. Ok...do you - you, tu - do you take it...take it? Damn it...Jeeves! Jeeves, get the Spanish dictionary out of the library and look up "arse," will you, old chap?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Sarkozy
Sorry, wrong election...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:15, Reply)

and incorrect spelling of erection.

(Cave Duck, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Sorry, I do have such trouble keeping track of all my erections

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:39, Reply)

You should keep a 'wood log'.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 6 May 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Hang on, are you saying that there are other things you can use MS Office/Outlook for?

(Cave Duck, Thu 6 May 2010, 12:08, Reply)