I have a strange wish
to be a Top Gear presenter. Not a dream likely to come true, but it doesn't have to be realistic
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Of course it doesn't
But you never know. I'm sure they'll be happy to have a sexy girl wiht them, talking about cars as if she didn't know much, and having daddy JC to explain everything. It'd be so macho.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Jesus on Top Gear.
Licence fee well spent there.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)

You love Top Gear really
best of all the shows
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Honestly I used to enjoy it and occasionally do now, but
I'm entirely sick of its contrived set-up-to-be-close challenges, scripted amusement and tired stereotype interplay. They rarely review normal cars instead of cars I'll never be able to afford and the only reason it's not known as Nuts or Zoo TV is because it doesn't have football and tits on it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:34, Reply)

all good points
it's hard for me to pinpoint its attraction to me, though I do like their banter.

On the car bit though there are loads of places that review normal cars, and I'm pretty sure most people would rather watch it for nice shiny supercars than just average stuff
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I'd be happy with a balance of the two.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I wanted to do that!
I'd be way more awesome than Vicky Butler Henderson, she's shit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I think I'd be quite good
I could bluff the car knowledge easily
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:02, Reply)

JC knows fuck all about cars
You'll be fine
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:17, Reply)

They wouldn't want you to do that
They have 3 MALES to talk about cars.

You'll just have to smile, point and shake your tits from time to time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)

well obviously I wouldn't take the job then
the challenges and stuff look the fun parts. I could just replace James May. Problem solved
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)

That is true
And your hair is probably 100% better than his.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:31, Reply)