Just a quick question
I'm going to buy this:

www.amazon.co.uk/EXERCISE-CROSS-TRAINER-Upgraded-Model/dp/B003173OQQ/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&s=sports&qid=1273225782&sr=1-8

Unless one of you tells me you have one you want to get rid off, for a reasonable price, in good condition and better if it's around Manchester (although we could arrange picking it from somewhere else)

AltQ: What's your dreamed job? I'd love to work for mythbusters
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:20, 125 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Jeff Bridges bed warmer.

( girlinthehole, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Hahaha
You never said what was in your mind the other day...

Will you be there to warm it pre-bed time or to keep it warm all night long?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Whatever he wants.
I'm flexible.
( girlinthehole, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:24, Reply)

flexible. gagging.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:27, Reply)

bed cock
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I'm applying for a job in london today,
I've just got to try to remember my where I was educated and write some crap about how awesome I am.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Good luck
But I'm sure it won't be difficult for you! You ARE awesome.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Uh-oh

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Sorry
I don't get it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Usually reserved for when boy b3tans sucker up to girl b3tans in the vain hope of seeing boob or talking about sex
Aka, pandering. The Pandatron appears to disrupt any and all pandering.

I've been idly browsing the /qotw looking to unleash the Pandatron, but quickly found I couldn't be arsed to read any more.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I see
Well, don't worry. I'm not showing my boobs to anyone. I think there are enough tits on here for this week.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Me being one of them

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Sorry about that
You'll have to try harder. Harder! HARDER!!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I really can't be bothered today
Which is why I'm here, and not writing a massive report.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I know the feeling
I should be calculating Instrument Air Consumption, but I can't be bothered. There are too many things to assume at this stage, and I'm going home in 1 hour.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Half day?
Lucky sod. I'm in until at least 15:30, when I'll be pondering if I should fuck off and make the hours up next week.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Fridays are good
On the bad side, I have to do 9h/day Mon to Thurs
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I did 12.5 hours Tuesday due to attending court
But that meant yesterday I only did 5 hours. Flexi-time FTW!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:59, Reply)

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY BE BANGING UP WRONG 'UNS!
That, taken out of the context of what you actually do for a living sounds a bit, well, wrong.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I've got enough evidence on this guy to put him away
I mean, he likes Mariah Carey for fucks sake!!?! Hangings too good for 'em.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Who likes Mariah Carey anymore?
(I used to, but the music we get in Spain is nothing like what you get here)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I'm struggling to think of Spanish music
That isn't the Venga Boys. And I'm not even sure where the hell they're from, just that every time i've been to Spain they're all I hear.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:00, Reply)

whoever it was
who sang the Ketchup Song
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:13, Reply)

They were the Ketchup
The song is called Aserejé
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I'm sure you remember The Ketchup
And Los del Río (Macarena?)

There are better than those, but they are not usually on the radio, you have to dig deep to find it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Ah yes, the Macarena
And I'm sure I'd recognise The Ketchup if I heard it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I'm sure you would
And you'll do the silly dance too. Everybody does. I don't understand why.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I seem to remember an annoying song called
"Chihuahua" coming over from the continent. Was that Spanish or French?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Latin american
I'm not sure, but I think it was from Mexico.

We only export the best, don't we?

To be fair, usually we put a lot of importance in the lyrics, and if you're not going to understand them anyway, we better export the crap, easy music.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Gypsy Kings?

(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Saturday morning for me
is reserved for another c.v.-sendathon.

I'm needing a lucky break! Won't somebody give me a new job!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Have you looked in your garage? Most people have one stuck at the back covered in cobwebs.
Check the small ads in your local paper.
Or get a real bike.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I don't have a garage, so no
When I lived with my parents I used it for 1h/day.

I have a real one and try to cycle to work everyday, but it's far too dangerous. In the last 3 years the number of cars in the road has gone up like crazy. And I hate the rain.

On top of that, I have big plans for the near future which will make the use of the real one impossible, that's why I need this other one.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Are you having your legs amputated?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:36, Reply)

No, I'm planning to grow a big belly
But it's a secret, so nobody gets to say anything outside b3ta. Particularly not in Facebook.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Have lots of pies.
Seems to work for me.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I LOVE PIES

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:47, Reply)

worked for me too

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I want to write plotlines for computer games
Or be a ninja.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Ninja!
uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ninja/Facts
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Sweary jr wanted to be an assassin when he was younger.
The missus wanted to be a lion.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Good boy, junior!
And bless Mam, that's rather cute!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I'd like to make a living from being a restaurant critic
Or alternatively run a nice country pub / restaurant myself.

P.s. I also find that those "home" exercise devices are a waste of money. It's a lot of money for low quality equipment which may be better put towards a gym membership, where you can also get a far greater range, swimming and if you're lucky some kind of sauna.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Or work for a travel company
And get to review all the nice places in the world, get to tell people what to do or what not to do, try all the nice exotic foods...

Yes, I don't want to work for mythbusters anymore.

Or... maybe I could put both together and run a World Mythbusters, with a new program in a different place everytime. Sounds good...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Hey that sounds great as well
But basically, do something amazing for 90% of the job, and spend 10% of the time writing a sub A-level standard essay about it. And get paid shitloads...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Perfect job description for me
I keep asking myself how and why those wankers get to do the great jobs. Where do you apply for "travelling the world"?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Presenter on a holiday program
It's been one of my dream jobs for years.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Don't buy it, you'll never use it.

I would like to be a slug, retro advert flashback for ya.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I want to be
a treeeeeee
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I want to be
a tomaaaaaaaaaatooooooooooooo
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I did use it a lot in Tenerife
At least 1h/day. Then I moved to the UK and my mother throw it away.

If you don't add a youtube link, the retro advert flashbacks mean nothing to me.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:35, Reply)

i believe
this is the one

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruT5_caYHEU

but there is no tree...what was that advert in?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I can't remember, something financial maybe?
Lots of people saying what they wanted to be, and some hippy knobber saying he wanted to be a tree.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:44, Reply)

i thought it was Lloyds
but this one was prudential - maybe it was just a different version?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:46, Reply)

www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Adverts/Question14857.html
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I've always thought it would be good fun to do voiceovers
Partly for the pleasure of being paid to talk, and the possibility of being able to read the Shipping Forecast one day.

But also because of this sketch...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I've had three people tell me I've got the perfect voice for voiceover work recently.
I told them to fack right orf innit cut your ex-girlfriend in my best Danny Dyer.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:42, Reply)

So you can do mockney as well?
Very versatile...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Or did they say 'face for radio'...?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)

If they said that,
I think you should put on the Monkey Dust actor's voice and tell them you'll
"Bitch-slap them...from one end of the room...to the other."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Speaking of this shit
I watched a couple of episodes of The Ricky Gervais Show, a cartoon over their radio podcast. It had me in stitches but Gervais is just an annoying laughing mong. Karl Pilkington is the star of that show.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Voiceover for imported porn.
My mate used to do that.
"He lavved it. They orl lav it!"
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Voiceover?
Like a David Attenborough style commentary?

"Here, we see that the blue sofa, which has probably been in this cheap, run-down rented appartment for some years and is stained with more than its fair share of semen and lubricant, is playing host to a trio of fornicating homo sapiens, one of whom has likely had her mammaries enhanced with some form of silicon-based compound. The mating position they have assumed is, it's fair to say, somewhat unnatural. The two males of the species seem to be unaware that their attempt to feritlise the female will be ineffective, as they ejaculate in her colon and over her face respectively..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)

That reminds me a stag do I was at years ago.
One of the group had brought some European hardcore (before hardcore was legal in this country) that had a voiceover track.

"Go on. Piss on her tits; she loves it" still haunts me to this day.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)

One of the first porn films I saw was 'Doppel Faust'
A German hardcore movie, which did involve some tit-pissing-on. Thankfully I didn't grow up thinking this was normal, although I am wary of Ze Germans.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)

There was also one
Where an executive type woman got out of her sports car on a country road and started wanking off a tramp.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I have a strange wish
to be a Top Gear presenter. Not a dream likely to come true, but it doesn't have to be realistic
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Of course it doesn't
But you never know. I'm sure they'll be happy to have a sexy girl wiht them, talking about cars as if she didn't know much, and having daddy JC to explain everything. It'd be so macho.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Jesus on Top Gear.
Licence fee well spent there.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)

You love Top Gear really
best of all the shows
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Honestly I used to enjoy it and occasionally do now, but
I'm entirely sick of its contrived set-up-to-be-close challenges, scripted amusement and tired stereotype interplay. They rarely review normal cars instead of cars I'll never be able to afford and the only reason it's not known as Nuts or Zoo TV is because it doesn't have football and tits on it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:34, Reply)

all good points
it's hard for me to pinpoint its attraction to me, though I do like their banter.

On the car bit though there are loads of places that review normal cars, and I'm pretty sure most people would rather watch it for nice shiny supercars than just average stuff
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I'd be happy with a balance of the two.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I wanted to do that!
I'd be way more awesome than Vicky Butler Henderson, she's shit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I think I'd be quite good
I could bluff the car knowledge easily
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:02, Reply)

JC knows fuck all about cars
You'll be fine
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:17, Reply)

They wouldn't want you to do that
They have 3 MALES to talk about cars.

You'll just have to smile, point and shake your tits from time to time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)

well obviously I wouldn't take the job then
the challenges and stuff look the fun parts. I could just replace James May. Problem solved
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)

That is true
And your hair is probably 100% better than his.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:31, Reply)

There are so many things I want to do, I don't think I'll live long enough to do them all
I want to be an interior designer
I want to sew corsets and burlesque stuff
I want to own a dance studio
I want to be a scuba diver
I want to have a cupcakery
I want to run a beach bar in Australia
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I want to be an adventurer/archeologist, and have incredible, Indiana Jones style hijinks
Involving mummy's curses and killing bad guys in awesome chase sequences and have handsome and dashing men fall head over heels in love with me that I can casually have my way with and then toss aside in order to be single again in time for my next adventure.
Ideally, I would also be doing this in the 1930s.

My realistic dream is to work in a biosafety level 4 lab, researching and creating vaccines for horrible diseases such as Ebola. I would also like to spend some time working in Africa looking for the sources of emerging diseases.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)

mine looks well selfish now
that was your plan wasn't it?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Nope,
If you did all those things, I would probably be your client for 67% of them.

Oh! And I also want to be a ghost hunter and live in a castle or go absolutely hippy and live up a tree in a forest.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:13, Reply)

like the hairy women from Without a Paddle?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Yeah, only I would shave.
It creeps me out when people don't.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:25, Reply)

*whistles innocently*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I don't know
It redeems itself through fantastic useage of the word "Cupcakery".
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I like to use that word for referring to my cupcake baking paraphernalia as well

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Free Pizza!
Ey! My work is not so bad after all :)

I'm easily pleased.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)

As above, presenter on a holiday programme.
Alternatively: ski patroller, or power kite instructor somewhere nice and sunny. In fact, those two are what I hope to do after finishing uni. I also wouldn't mind working for a British Antarctic survey for a while.

My definition of a dream job is to be paid to do something you'd want to do anyway.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Dream jobs, I've had a few:
1) Fast Jet pilot. STUPID SPAZZY EYES.
2) Play for the England Cricket team (Right Arm medium, batting at 3) AND Arsenal's first XI.
3) An actor of both Stage and Screen. Please thank you.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Oh yes
I wanted to be a helicopter pilot, but my eyes aren't perfect :(
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Where's Crow?
ACTOR BUMDER ALERT!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I am more concerned about the similarities to Top Gun...
...which is the bumderest of all films.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:25, Reply)

A BUMDER, you say, DG?
*deep breath*
*pulls out dead horse and whip*

BUMDER ALERT. BUMDER ALERT. WE HAVE CONFIRMED SIGHTING OF ANOTHER BUMDER IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY. (I KNOW, ANOTHER ONE. THE PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH THE BUGGERS, EXCUSE THE PUN.) STAGE-ACTING BUMDER CONFIRMED IN THE OFF-TOPIC QUARTERS OF QOTW. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. WATCH CLOSELY FOR THE BUMDER; HE IS AN ACTOR-TYPE AND MAY THEREFORE BE ABLE TO USE HIS ACTING SKILLS TO DISGUISE HIS EYE-WATERINGLY CAMP MINCING AND MANIPULATE YOUR TRUST TO GAIN ACCESS TO YOUR BOTTOM. EMERGENCY, EMERGENCY. BEWARE OF ACTOR-BUMDER. PROTECT YOUR COLONS. AVOID BEING BUMMED AT ALL COSTS (I'VE HEARD IT'S CONTAGIOUS).
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Good show, Crow.
Good show.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:29, Reply)

*takes a bow*
*suddenly remembers self and covers arse with a conveniently-placed square of sheet metal*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:30, Reply)

When you do these rants...
...I imagine you shaking your arms about like the robot in Lost in Space.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I'm with Porkylips
and read it in a Holly voice. It cracks me up every sodding time.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Holly Valance?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Holly
as in Red Dwarf computer (Hattie Hayridge version).
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Bloody hell.
That is a good call.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Haha
This one's getting a click for the preamble.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:50, Reply)

No matter how often it's posted
It just never ceases to be funny. To me, anyway.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I'll bum you in a minute.
And you'll enjoy it.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Ar the good old days
when a sportsman would play football in the winter and cricket in the summer
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Duckie had my dream job so I killed him and took it

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Except you didn't
Did you?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Seen him recently?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Heard you raving about your awesome new job?
Same answer.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:40, Reply)

As in NCIS?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Marijuana farming in space....
...is the ideal job.
Edit - on a spaceship of course.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)

On Mars surely?
Unlimited munchies
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Anywhere in the Galaxy would be nice.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I would quite like Fry's job in Futurama

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Professional loser?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Pizza delivery boy?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:33, Reply)

For a one-eyed cartoon character....
...Leela really gives me a bonk-on.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Amy for me.
This message may self-destruct in sixty seconds.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Too late
It'll be here for ever.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:54, Reply)

She's quite sexy
I find Fry adorable. I wouldn't mind playing with him dirty.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Sometimes, your English makes me grin.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Go on
What's wrong there?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Nothing's wrong with it
because it made me smile.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Good then
I like smiles. I'll try to keep the good work.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 14:31, Reply)