I love parties
And swimming, but hate uninvited guests. My dream house would therefore have a moat and a coded drawbridge, with only friends and family being given the access code. It would also have an ex-directory phone number, as I hate being cold-called by anyone. It would be full of fireplaces and timber beams and have a pool table, a snooker table, a poker room, dozens of large, squashy sofas, a bar and a self-cleaning kitchen.

As well as an enormous open plan place around the back with loads of camp beds and another bar, for the parties.


Edit: Damn, Kitty has beaten me to the moat idea.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

how very reclusive
I can't think of anyone famous who's a mad recluse, except for the Abba women.

I thought it was going to be a Barrymore joke with the first sentence.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I'm not exactly reclusive
I love getting out, going to the pub and doing various outdoor sports (cycling, power kiting, skiing etc). There's just something about the idea of living somewhere totally isolated from the rest of the world that appeals to me.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 7 May 2010, 17:01, Reply)