I was just remembering yesterday
My mother was talking about it last time I went to visit. During a family dinner. She said she wanted to buy chinese balls to develop her muscles, but she didn´t want to walk around as if she was pleasuring herself.

Then she asked me to translate it to the bf, who, of course, wasn´t interested at all.

I had to beg her to shut up.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 14:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I presume these Chinese Balls...
...were of the Ben Wa variety rather than the sweet and sour pork ones?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Ben Wa?
The variety I don´t really want to discuss with my mother. The dildo variety.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Apparently...
...ladies can get electro-shock treatments to pull in the slack on the 'wizards-sleeve'.
At least I think that I read it somewhere; it does sound like the sort of fact I dream up.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:59, Reply)