Tena Lady Saturation
So just how common is female incontinence? Hardly a second goes by without a Tena Lady advert on the telly, therefore there must be a big market for them. I often see woman, young and old, with packs of them in their supermarket trolley. Yet I have yet to hear any woman speak of or about them. So are the majority of woman in the UK quietly pissing themselves everyday, their shame being absorbed by a discreet adult nappy?

Oh, and why don't they make them for pissy cocked men?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:08, 39 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Get a job

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Already got one, unfortunately.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I think women suffer more because of childbirth.

( girlinthehole, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Have you ever lived with a pregnant woman?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Yes, my sister.
I could never get on the loo.
( girlinthehole, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Oh right, I didn't realise you were talking about wee.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:15, Reply)

What did you think we were talking about ?

( girlinthehole, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I know it was a bit vague but I'd rather not explain the joke.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Sometimes you make me smile too
Filthy, filthy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Shit in the bath
Then hose the chutney down the plughole with the shower attachment. I'm sure she would have reconsidered her selfish ways shortly thereafter.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:15, Reply)

distasteful.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)

And liable to block up the plughole...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Not if you use your big toe to mash the fudge

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:08, Reply)

they do make them for men
www.tena.co.uk/Men/Products/Product-range/
although I do not wish to talk about how I know this.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 7 May 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Excellent
I think i'm gonna go straight for the Level 2 pad
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I guess in this case
it's not a good thing to level up
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Good in one respect
Shameful and dirty in another
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:42, Reply)

My uncle
Had an operation years ago in his jewels. The doctor told him to use one of this to avoid bleeding all over his pants. He did, but he put the sticky bit on his bits.

I´ll let you imagine the pain of peeling it off.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)

surely you'd have had to imagine it as well?

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I did, long time ago
I´m not going to describe it to you. I´m sure your image will be a lot more accurate than mine.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I was just remembering yesterday
My mother was talking about it last time I went to visit. During a family dinner. She said she wanted to buy chinese balls to develop her muscles, but she didn´t want to walk around as if she was pleasuring herself.

Then she asked me to translate it to the bf, who, of course, wasn´t interested at all.

I had to beg her to shut up.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I presume these Chinese Balls...
...were of the Ben Wa variety rather than the sweet and sour pork ones?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Ben Wa?
The variety I don´t really want to discuss with my mother. The dildo variety.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Apparently...
...ladies can get electro-shock treatments to pull in the slack on the 'wizards-sleeve'.
At least I think that I read it somewhere; it does sound like the sort of fact I dream up.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Why do some people smell of piss?
So blind people can hate them too.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 7 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I've only ever heard the racist version of that

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:39, Reply)

No racism here
Here everybody gets insulted the same.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Blind people must hate a lot of people.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 7 May 2010, 14:48, Reply)

depends how many people smell of piss

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Do you hate everything you can´t see?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 14:51, Reply)

yes
there is a primary school outside my office, and the kids are always outside practising some shitty dance/music routine, with the years latest shitty songs.

I can't see them, but boy do i hate them
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Racist
You are just like Hitler.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 14:55, Reply)

how come?
Hitler could see the Jews
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Do you work next door to the school where they film Glee?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:01, Reply)

no
I think there would have been another massacre on the TV if that was the case
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:12, Reply)

This looks like a good place
to leave this
Poss NSFW . Blame the Institute of Microbiology, Tuebingen
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 7 May 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Good Lord
That's Art for you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 15:20, Reply)

You should see what they have by the back door.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 7 May 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I don´t know if I want

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 15:25, Reply)