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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I do think he is after her arse......and just pretending to like her art.
How shallow. Just tell her that her art is shite, her politics vile, and that you would like to do 'the sexy' with her - how can one fail with that sort of honesty?
(, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
You got me...I've drafted this love letter for your perusal:
Dear SSS,
When I saw you favoured the Conservatives it made me howl in animalistic fury like a baboon with a flaming bicycle chain up its jap's eye. Having learned further that you do what can laughingly be described as "art" and realistically be described as "a steaming piss on the memory of the Renaissance", I decided to smash a bagful of lovely kittens with a hammer to spare them the shame of existing in the same reality as your odious bile.
The sheer force of the rage you inspire in me makes me oft-times vomit molten bronze. It is otherwise a cold, unyielding hate, like an endless plain of jagged steel stretching across my mind's expanse.
Yours, StapMyVitals
P.S. Would you like to do mucky things with me and bodily fluids? I am relatively hygienic and wear very tight pants.
(, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Duuuude!You are SO in with her.
Odds on she is gargling your gonads by the end of the month.
(, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:23, Reply)
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