OK start again....
One two three four....
Edit - or you could do it with a megaphone like Mark E Smith and The Fall.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Would it work to the tune of "Iron Man"?
"BUMDER HAS BEEN SEEN,
YOUR ARSE CHEEKS HE'LL GET BETWEEN.
WARNING CALL TO ALL,
PRESS YOUR BACKS AGAINST THE WALL!

NOW THE TIME IS NEAR,
FOR THE BUMDER TO SPREAD FEAR,
VENGEANCE HE SHALL WREAK,
MERCILESSLY 'PON YOUR SEAT!"
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Fantastic.
That song has totally changed for me.
"I....am.....bumder....man Der..ner.der...ner.der....ner...ner...ner...neeer"
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:33, Reply)

You're wanted further up the thread, Crow old bean.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Thank you for your vigilance
*puts new batteries in megaphone*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:44, Reply)