When I'm walking through the streets and it's really quiet
I like to pretend that it's post-apocalypse and I'm hunting for food and supplies. I then decide if the people I come across are zombies or fellow survivors. If they're zombies, I take evasive action.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I like this.
Now all we need is for people to start pretending to be zombies and life would be that little bit more exciting.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Zombies?
So long as it doesn't turn into Shaun of the Dead
(JohntheDane, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)

That's the most likely zombie scenario.
That and Zombieland.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:25, Reply)

They already do.
It's called "Staggering while very very drunk."

Lurch around - tick
Unable to make any sensible noises - tick
Try to grab passersby and paw wildly as they miss - tick.

There you go.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 10 May 2010, 10:25, Reply)