There are people who drive trains on the tube, and they get paid for it too !
I'd love to do a bit of that, just bung my headphones on and drive from stop to stop. Am I going to stop in perfect time? NOBODY KNOWS ! Can he do it? CAN HE DO IT? YESSSS ! PERFECT STOPPAGE !!!! *runs around my little train controlling hut with top off.

And I'd be able to put my headphones on quiet (so I can still hear instructions), and spend all day every day getting paid to get Third Eye Blind lyrics perfect every time, in case they bring them out on rockband.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

ORRR ORRR I KNOW I KNOW ORRRR....
Have you tried opiets? They're lovely, they make you feel like you're getting a hug from a hot water bottle inside a teddy bear inside your chest and head.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:47, Reply)

You could volentire at the euthinasia department at your local vets, that'll be a laugh.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Officelols!

( girlinthehole, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Me too.
Gonz - you are priceless.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 10 May 2010, 12:52, Reply)