After the barstaff in Optic refused to serve my best friend and I on Friday night
I came home, created a group on Facebook entitled "Don't go to Optic - the bar staff are cunts" and invited all 613 of my friends.

I'm proud of this because, having reviewed it, I didn't make a single spelling mistake. And I was FUCKED. Only an idiot would have served me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

'my best friend and me'
not I.

/Monty's bitch
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Yes, you're quite right
How terribly remiss of me. I. Me!

Yes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Ironic grammar mistake during post about being good at spelling is ironic.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:59, Reply)

"Monty is bitch" seems accurate

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I'm imagining you as a caveman chanting this
whilst wearing a leopard skin ensemble.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I should have put that
but I was too eager to point out the grammar fail so I replied before I'd read the rest of the post.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:02, Reply)

In all fairness
Whilst the rest of the post was spelling-related, that was just a fuck-up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:04, Reply)