While reading Gonzo's blogs
We find that he likes dogs
But because of his humour
There soon is a rumour
He'll dress them as Dutchmen, in clogs.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 11 May 2010, 8:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yay ! I've got so many things to write up in my blog, about 5 recipies and a ton of photos and about 10 geeky things to do with iPhone development.
Deffo will get them done this week.

Porkylips has a big belly,
Slap it and it wobbles like jelly.
He likes mayple on his pancake,
Deep fried and not baked.
Wil he leave the last one, not on your nelie !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 May 2010, 8:22, Reply)

Love it! Cheers!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 11 May 2010, 8:23, Reply)

Porkylips once went to Mexico
With the hired sinyorittas he had a go.
In exchange for spunking in her eye
She gave him a nasty STI
And learnt 'oh god' in spanish lingo !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 May 2010, 8:30, Reply)

I should point out that I don't really know you, and am not sure if that picture is actually of you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 May 2010, 8:26, Reply)

It's faked mate, but not far wrong, unfortunately.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 11 May 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Nothing wrong with a bit of a belly, shows you're a real man rather one of these fancy boys who moisterise 3 times a day.
There is quite a market for a bear of a man.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 May 2010, 8:34, Reply)

Bear Force One

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:12, Reply)