Then do one in spanish, stuff it through a translator and we'll get the gist of it.
Go on, have some fun.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:10, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Me Casa su casa,
Las plateas des fritas,
Cerveza y hamon fiesta!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Egg and chips
EGG. AND. CHIPS!
Can't you speak English? Bloody forrins...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:17, Reply)

No idea which language is that
But you made me laugh!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Translation -
What's mine is yours,
A plate of chips,
Beer and Ham party!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Lo mío es tuyo (or Mi casa es tu casa)
Un plato de patatas
Fiesta de la cerveza y el jamón!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:20, Reply)

donde estan los servicios, por favor?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Segunda puerta a la derecha
Como siempre
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Muchos gracias

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:28, Reply)

De nada

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I actually say "de nada" all the time
Or "de rien", if I'm feeling a little French.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Ha!
I teach Spanish and the students can't understand why "de nada", if you have actually done something to be grateful for, why do you say "de nada"?

I think "you are welcome" is much worst.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I'm going to learn this and say it randomly at customs next time I get to Spain.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I'm sure they'll appreciate the effort
You might get extra lucky and they might direct you to the closest fiesta as well.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I love chips, beer and ham fiestas best of all the fiestas.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I can give you a list of places to go and dates
And they won't be turistic places, either. You might have a bit of a problem with the language, but you'll have plenty of beer and ham.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Noel's more of a 'Razzle' man, I think

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Razzle?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Fiesta and Razzle are long-standing porn magazines.
And he's spot on.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I see
I'll let you read in peace, then.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Right, I don't know how to do bolds, but I hope you get it:
Bien parece que ya estamos a martes
3 días más para ser libre de nuevo
Tanto esperar para que llegue lo bueno
Aquí, al menos, el tiempo pasa antes.


Well it seems that we are through Tuesday
3 more days to be free again
So much waiting to get the good things
Here at least, time passes quicker.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I like it. Almost Lorcan.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Ha! Not quite, though!
At school we used to have rhyme competitions. The teacher would give us 3 words and we had to write a poem in 1 minute.

I used to win all the time :))
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:23, Reply)