The guy who runs the chippy down the road from my parents' house
cut someone's head off with a sword once. At a wedding. He does make nice chips though.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:14, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You need to expand on this.
Full story please.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 May 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I was only about 5 at the time,
I think he'd arranged a marriage for his son, but the bride decided to marry someone else so he went along to the wedding and murdered someone's uncle - can't remember if it was the bride's or the groom's.

He was back selling me chips by the time I was 14.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:22, Reply)

My brothers squatter friends
once beheaded a pimp with a Samurai sword, and chucked his body, head and the sword down a rubbish chute. No-one was arrested.

I have posted this before.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Did you use an apostrophe the last time you posted it?
How many brothers?
(Cave Duck, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Three more than Ian Dury had.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:27, Reply)

*Pulls the top foolscap pad from the elastic band bound pile and adds this to the Ian Related Miscellanea Section*

(Cave Duck, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:37, Reply)