I fell out of a first floor window when I was about 10.
I landed in a pond though so I was ok.
My sister loves telling that story, I think she pushed me.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:20, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh and I got mugged at knife point.
The guy who mugged me stabbed someone the next week, now he is in prison lol
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:24, Reply)

shower rape lolz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Shower rape mindpiss.
(There's a phrase I don't use very often...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I bet he's being anally raped in the showers as we speak ROFFLECOPTER!!!!!

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Rofflecopter, I will shout this next time I'm involved in some shower rape

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I fell out of a 1st floor window once
and landed on my arse, luckily it had been raining hard so the ground was really soft so I left a deep buttock imprint in the ground and walked away.

However I did land about 6 inches from a man hole cover madeof solid iron, so it could have been a lot worse.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Yeah that could have ruined your love life.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:31, Reply)

my brother fell out of a 1st floor window onto paving slabs
He was alright, he landed on his head. To this day he swears I pushed him.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I jumped out of a first floor window during a huge drunken argument with my ex.
All I wanted to do was leave the house for a while to calm down but she wouldn't let me leave the bedroom and I thought I was close to knocking her out, so I jumped out of the bedroom window instead and landed on my arse. Not a scratch on me, fortunately.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:58, Reply)