Maybe he thinks it's giving you a present
The cat, I mean.

I gave up in understanding men. I only know that, it doesn't matter how bad things are, a blowjob always makes things better.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 13:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Who do I blow?

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Yep, I know
You need the approppriate tools first. But I'm sure there are plenty of guys happy for you to blow them.

Unfortunately, us women don't work like that. If things are wrong and he asks for a blowjob... Grrrr
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Not the cat, you'll only encourage it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Not if what's wrong is that his cock's fallen off

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)

You're right
That might be the one and only exception.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Can't you suck out a new one, like a pez dispenser?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:49, Reply)

If you have hydra DNA
Two might spring up in place of the original. That would be fucking brilliant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:51, Reply)